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And what's the total now, Tommy? - A staggering, a shocking
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Killing Hasselhoff

And what's the total now, Tommy?- A staggering, a shocking, may I say life-altering...

And what's the total now, Tommy?
- A staggering, a shocking, may I say life-altering amount?

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- And what's the total now, Tommy? - A staggering, a shocking,
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may I say life-altering amount?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:44
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
So you want Hasselhoff to die but you also booked his after party. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
So you want Hasselhoff to die but you also booked his after ...
- Isn't that a conflict of interest? - I like to hedge my bets. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- Isn't that a conflict of interest? - I like to hedge ...
I'm just curious. Would you rather have the money or a lifetime of awful karma? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
I'm just curious. Would you rather have the money or a ...
They have a house band there. It's all animatronic robots. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
They have a house band there. It's all animatronic robo...
It's definitely cool with me. Sounds like the best wedding ever. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
It's definitely cool with me. Sounds like the best wedd...
You don't even have to buy gifts. You could win 'em with tickets. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
You don't even have to buy gifts. You could win 'e...
Time to re-ante. Let me hear it, people. Come on. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Time to re-ante. Let me hear it, people. Come on.
With these contracts so begins the Celebrity Death Pool 2016. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
With these contracts so begins the Celebrity Death Pool 2016...
Yes! Whoo! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Yes! Whoo!
I remember a friend of mine once saying to me, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:10
I remember a friend of mine once saying to me,
This is gonna be our year. This man is definitely going to die. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
This is gonna be our year. This man is definitely going to d...
I just want you to know, I'm doing this godawful terrible thing for us. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I just want you to know, I'm doing this godawful terrib...
Yeah, yeah, I know, it's a little sad that we bet on celebrities to die, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:10
Yeah, yeah, I know, it's a little sad that we bet on ce...
Fish? Did you kill yourself? Because if you didn't kill yourself, answer the door. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Fish? Did you kill yourself? Because if you didn't kill...
Well, where shall I start? Oh, I know. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Well, where shall I start? Oh, I know.
My girlfriend's being probed on a regular basis - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
My girlfriend's being probed on a regular basis
Yesterday I accidentally hacked into Jenn's Facebook account, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:09
Yesterday I accidentally hacked into Jenn's Facebook ac...
A big description of some bastard with a huge cock. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
A big description of some bastard with a huge cock.
I know, right? It's like he's born to be on the cover of a romance novel. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I know, right? It's like he's born to be on the co...
He is the Latin Fabio. Oh, my God, he is beautiful. Just chiselled and... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
He is the Latin Fabio. Oh, my God, he is beautiful. Just chi...