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Killing Hasselhoff

Because I'm telling you now,Sebastian will not touch it

Because I'm telling you now,
Sebastian will not touch it

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Because I'm telling you now, Sebastian will not touch it.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:29
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
He's over there. Look. Lifting weights. Look at him. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
He's over there. Look. Lifting weights. Look at him.
I don't think I've lost it. I think it's been misplaced. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I don't think I've lost it. I think it's been...
While we're on the subject of losing minds, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
While we're on the subject of losing minds,
I just found out that Ann is fucking Tommy. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I just found out that Ann is fucking Tommy.
- Ann is actually Tommy? - No, no, no. No. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Ann is actually Tommy? - No, no, no. No.
You can see it. They're never in the same room at the same time. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You can see it. They're never in the same room at the s...
I am not! You know what? You get out! Security! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I am not! You know what? You get out! Security!
- Yep. Two eyes. One pointer. - Not you. Tommy! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
- Yep. Two eyes. One pointer. - Not you. Tommy!
Good. Okay. That's more like it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Good. Okay. That's more like it.
In fact, that's classic second-best-friend behaviour. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
In fact, that's classic second-best-friend behaviour.
Exactly. I'm not a murderer. I don't want to do this. I'm not like Dexter. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Exactly. I'm not a murderer. I don't want to do th...
- He plans things out. He's meticulous. - Thank you. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- He plans things out. He's meticulous. - Thank you.
Just keep things on the down. Before Sebastian and I became buddies - Killing Hasselhoff 00:12
Just keep things on the down. Before Sebastian and I became ...
"Hey, look at these funny berries I found in your garden. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
"Hey, look at these funny berries I found in your garde...
I've had a couple. They're fine." - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I've had a couple. They're fine."
Anyway, it's all in there. You take it. It's out of my hands now, see? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Anyway, it's all in there. You take it. It's out o...
I know what you're thinking. I've mended my bridges. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I know what you're thinking. I've mended my bridge...
It says do not mix with grapefruit juice. Could cause fatal reaction. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
It says do not mix with grapefruit juice. Could cause fatal ...
All right. Time to kill Hasselhoff. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:14
All right. Time to kill Hasselhoff.
David Hasselhoff! I come bearing wonderful gifts. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
David Hasselhoff! I come bearing wonderful gifts.