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Killing Hasselhoff

Because two days agoI was urinating on his face. What?

Because two days ago
I was urinating on his face. What?

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Because two days ago I was urinating on his face. What?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:47
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
When life shits on you, you shit right back. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
When life shits on you, you shit right back.
Yes. That actually makes a lot of sense right now. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Yes. That actually makes a lot of sense right now.
I know, right? It's why I fling faeces at people I don't like. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I know, right? It's why I fling faeces at people I don&...
You're like a Mr Miyagi with a toupee minus 20 years and 20 pounds. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
You're like a Mr Miyagi with a toupee minus 20 years an...
You're, like, waxing on and off all day long! I love you! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You're, like, waxing on and off all day long! I love yo...
You eyeing me now? You want a go? You judge me all you want! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
You eyeing me now? You want a go? You judge me all you want!
It ain't my fault Mama's Family was cancelled in 1986. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
It ain't my fault Mama's Family was cancelled in 1...
And like the Dark Knight said, it is always darkest before the dawn. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
And like the Dark Knight said, it is always darkest before t...
I'm a good person and I'm stronger than you know - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I'm a good person and I'm stronger than you know
I really need to talk to you. Shit's gone really bad. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I really need to talk to you. Shit's gone really bad.
Jesus Christ! Really, you chose to come out of the shower right now? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Jesus Christ! Really, you chose to come out of the shower ri...
- What are you doing here? - What am I doing here? What...? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- What are you doing here? - What am I doing here? What...?
- Do you want a grilled cheese sandwich? - No, I'm fine. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
- Do you want a grilled cheese sandwich? - No, I'm fine...
You sure? I had the nurse make it. It's Colby. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You sure? I had the nurse make it. It's Colby.
I'm actually in the middle of a very exciting experiment. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I'm actually in the middle of a very exciting experimen...
Every day I get a different sandwich with the same cheese in it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Every day I get a different sandwich with the same cheese in...
Because I'm telling you now, Sebastian will not touch it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Because I'm telling you now, Sebastian will not touch i...
He's over there. Look. Lifting weights. Look at him. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
He's over there. Look. Lifting weights. Look at him.
I don't think I've lost it. I think it's been misplaced. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I don't think I've lost it. I think it's been...
While we're on the subject of losing minds, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
While we're on the subject of losing minds,