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Killing Hasselhoff

Check it, check it, check it, check it.I'm an actor

Check it, check it, check it, check it.
I'm an actor

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Check it, check it, check it, check it. I'm an actor.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:53
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
No? Fuck it. Look, um... I am now selling guns as my day job. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
No? Fuck it. Look, um... I am now selling guns as my day job...
- I love it when actors get work. - Yeah, man. Do you have 300 bucks? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- I love it when actors get work. - Yeah, man. Do you have 3...
Bye, vato. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Bye, vato.
My superhero is a master of swords. A swordsmith. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
My superhero is a master of swords. A swordsmith.
- There is no superhero musical. - Maybe not now, but there will be. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
- There is no superhero musical. - Maybe not now, but there ...
Okay, I'm running out of options and time. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:09
Okay, I'm running out of options and time.
- Can I help you? - Yeah. Is this Mr Hasselhoff? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
- Can I help you? - Yeah. Is this Mr Hasselhoff?
Uh... I'm... I'm Chris. From Bird Oasis. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:10
Uh... I'm... I'm Chris. From Bird Oasis.
I don't mean to cause any alarm but... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
I don't mean to cause any alarm but...
What? No, no, that's a really weird conclusion to draw. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
What? No, no, that's a really weird conclusion to draw.
We decided to do some house calls on our very important... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
We decided to do some house calls on our very important...
That means "How are you?" in German. You say, "Gut." - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
That means "How are you?" in German. You say, &quo...
No, no. It's the mouth. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
No, no. It's the mouth.
Uh... I'm, uh... I, uh... I do some... mouth modelling? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Uh... I'm, uh... I, uh... I do some... mouth modelling?
Great mouth. Anyway, make yourself at home and take care of my babies. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Great mouth. Anyway, make yourself at home and take care of ...
# Hoff stuff, baby, want some Hoff stuff - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
# Hoff stuff, baby, want some Hoff stuff
# Free at last, kill the Hoff, kill the Hoff - Killing Hasselhoff 00:10
# Free at last, kill the Hoff, kill the Hoff
Let's do this shit. I'm gonna do this. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Let's do this shit. I'm gonna do this.
Barry, it's just the TV. Relax, bro. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Barry, it's just the TV. Relax, bro.
- You're making a huge mistake. - You fucking Ann was a huge mistake! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- You're making a huge mistake. - You fucking Ann was a...