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Dude, I need you to be strong for me. I really need you right now
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Killing Hasselhoff

Dude, I need you to be strong for me.I really need you right now

Dude, I need you to be strong for me.
I really need you right now

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Dude, I need you to be strong for me. I really need you right now.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:36
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
- Okay, look. Blue skies ahead, buddy. - You gotta buck the fuck up. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Okay, look. Blue skies ahead, buddy. - You gotta buck the ...
Hasselhoff's throwing an after party at your nightclub this Saturday. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Hasselhoff's throwing an after party at your nightclub ...
No? Okay, good. I'll try and make it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
No? Okay, good. I'll try and make it.
If I'm still of sound body and mind. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
If I'm still of sound body and mind.
Wait, wait. That feels weird. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Wait, wait. That feels weird.
So, yeah, I had Hasselhoff in the death pool - Killing Hasselhoff 00:14
So, yeah, I had Hasselhoff in the death pool
There he is. Here's my guy. Come on. Not you. Hey. How are you? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
There he is. Here's my guy. Come on. Not you. Hey. How ...
So... Ann, where's Susan? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
So... Ann, where's Susan?
I'm sorry, but my roommate's never gonna sleep with you. She's engaged. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I'm sorry, but my roommate's never gonna sleep wit...
I forgot that she's engaged. Why does she have to be engaged? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I forgot that she's engaged. Why does she have to be en...
But, wait, they can! And I'm gonna do it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
But, wait, they can! And I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna have sex with her and you can't stop me from having sex with her - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I'm gonna have sex with her and you can't stop me ...
Okay, yeah, that's very nice, Susan. Oh. Don't make Ann watch. That's... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Okay, yeah, that's very nice, Susan. Oh. Don't mak...
- Fishman, you okay? - Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'm... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Fishman, you okay? - Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'm...
Let's give a warm welcome to our founder and CEO, Mr Richard Mayweather. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
Let's give a warm welcome to our founder and CEO, Mr Ri...
Now, company profits have stalled in the third quarter. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Now, company profits have stalled in the third quarter.
I've been thinking long and hard about how to turn things around - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
I've been thinking long and hard about how to turn thin...
I want you to consider the difference between steel and pudding. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
I want you to consider the difference between steel and pudd...
It seems, my lady, that my manhood has sprung to attention. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
It seems, my lady, that my manhood has sprung to attention.
My dew-soaked ladydom awaits your staff! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
My dew-soaked ladydom awaits your staff!