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Killing Hasselhoff

Eight fantastic scripts

Eight fantastic scripts

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Eight fantastic scripts.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:33
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
Not interested. What, you didn't get my email last night? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Not interested. What, you didn't get my email last nigh...
- Are you drinking again? - No, no. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- Are you drinking again? - No, no.
So you were thinking clearly - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
So you were thinking clearly
- Superhero musical? - Crystal. Let's go down the list. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
- Superhero musical? - Crystal. Let's go down the list.
I look phenomenal in tights. I'm stronger than most men. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I look phenomenal in tights. I'm stronger than most men...
Christian Bale wishes he was David Hasselhoff. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Christian Bale wishes he was David Hasselhoff.
Thank you. Come on. I'm super famous all over the world. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Thank you. Come on. I'm super famous all over the world...
When you look at me you see this perfectly chiselled tanned exterior. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
When you look at me you see this perfectly chiselled tanned ...
What you don't see underneath is this complicated human heart I have. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
What you don't see underneath is this complicated human...
I wanna show the world the real me. I wanna go full Hoff. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I wanna show the world the real me. I wanna go full Hoff.
Look, if it's a rights issue, we could create our own superhero. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Look, if it's a rights issue, we could create our own s...
- It isn't a rights issue. - What? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- It isn't a rights issue. - What?
Obtainable goals. Obtainable. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Obtainable goals. Obtainable.
I have saved people's lives from mutant electric eels. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I have saved people's lives from mutant electric eels.
- On TV! - And in real life. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- On TV! - And in real life.
You have an autograph signing in two hours. Let's just focus on that. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
You have an autograph signing in two hours. Let's just ...
And I am a goddamn certified modern-day superhero. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
And I am a goddamn certified modern-day superhero.
And I am going to prove it to you. Love you. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
And I am going to prove it to you. Love you.
Great. Now I've gotta kill a guy who shoots lightning out of his dick. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Great. Now I've gotta kill a guy who shoots lightning o...
I realise this is probably a highly unpleasant situation for you - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I realise this is probably a highly unpleasant situation for...