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Exactly. I'm not a murderer. I don't want to do this. I'm not like Dexter
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Killing Hasselhoff

Exactly. I'm not a murderer. I don'twant to do this. I'm not like Dexter

Exactly. I'm not a murderer. I don't
want to do this. I'm not like Dexter

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Exactly. I'm not a murderer. I don't want to do this. I'm not like Dexter.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:36
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
- He plans things out. He's meticulous. - Thank you. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- He plans things out. He's meticulous. - Thank you.
Just keep things on the down. Before Sebastian and I became buddies - Killing Hasselhoff 00:12
Just keep things on the down. Before Sebastian and I became ...
"Hey, look at these funny berries I found in your garden. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
"Hey, look at these funny berries I found in your garde...
I've had a couple. They're fine." - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I've had a couple. They're fine."
Anyway, it's all in there. You take it. It's out of my hands now, see? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Anyway, it's all in there. You take it. It's out o...
I know what you're thinking. I've mended my bridges. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I know what you're thinking. I've mended my bridge...
It says do not mix with grapefruit juice. Could cause fatal reaction. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
It says do not mix with grapefruit juice. Could cause fatal ...
All right. Time to kill Hasselhoff. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:14
All right. Time to kill Hasselhoff.
David Hasselhoff! I come bearing wonderful gifts. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
David Hasselhoff! I come bearing wonderful gifts.
Eight fantastic scripts. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Eight fantastic scripts.
Not interested. What, you didn't get my email last night? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Not interested. What, you didn't get my email last nigh...
- Are you drinking again? - No, no. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- Are you drinking again? - No, no.
So you were thinking clearly - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
So you were thinking clearly
- Superhero musical? - Crystal. Let's go down the list. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
- Superhero musical? - Crystal. Let's go down the list.
I look phenomenal in tights. I'm stronger than most men. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I look phenomenal in tights. I'm stronger than most men...
Christian Bale wishes he was David Hasselhoff. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Christian Bale wishes he was David Hasselhoff.
Thank you. Come on. I'm super famous all over the world. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Thank you. Come on. I'm super famous all over the world...
When you look at me you see this perfectly chiselled tanned exterior. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
When you look at me you see this perfectly chiselled tanned ...
What you don't see underneath is this complicated human heart I have. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
What you don't see underneath is this complicated human...
I wanna show the world the real me. I wanna go full Hoff. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I wanna show the world the real me. I wanna go full Hoff.