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Killing Hasselhoff

Hey, Chris.We've come to help you off the Hoff

Hey, Chris.
We've come to help you off the Hoff

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Hey, Chris. We've come to help you off the Hoff.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:05
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
You can't kill me because if you do, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
You can't kill me because if you do,
Then the money would have blood over it. Who wants to have bloody money? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Then the money would have blood over it. Who wants to have b...
Oh, I get it. You're looking for Ted Nugent's house. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Oh, I get it. You're looking for Ted Nugent's hous...
You know what? That's a pretty fair question. Here's the thing, Hoff... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You know what? That's a pretty fair question. Here'...
You want something to do with my client, you gotta go through me. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You want something to do with my client, you gotta go throug...
He's so much more handsome in person. So tall. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
He's so much more handsome in person. So tall.
My foot hurts, but by heart feels great. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
My foot hurts, but by heart feels great.
Stop thinking with your dick and go after him! I'll get those two assholes! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Stop thinking with your dick and go after him! I'll get...
I got half a million reasons and they all green, baby. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I got half a million reasons and they all green, baby.
I got... I got bathing suits from Baywatch! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
I got... I got bathing suits from Baywatch!
So, yeah, I love Baywatch. Knight Rider, that was my jam. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
So, yeah, I love Baywatch. Knight Rider, that was my jam.
- Oh! - When I was 16 years old, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
- Oh! - When I was 16 years old,
I flew my ass to Gutenberg, Germany, to watch you perform two nights. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I flew my ass to Gutenberg, Germany, to watch you perform tw...
- I didn't wanna leave Germany. - Okay. I get it. Thank you. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- I didn't wanna leave Germany. - Okay. I get it. Thank...
Don't give me that winning smile. Don't you dare. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Don't give me that winning smile. Don't you dare.
So shiny. Look like a planetarium. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
So shiny. Look like a planetarium.
I just wanna fly my rocket ship through your space. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I just wanna fly my rocket ship through your space.
I'll tell you what, another time, another place, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I'll tell you what, another time, another place,
You ever thought about growing a Selleck 'stache? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
You ever thought about growing a Selleck 'stache?
Days like this make life worth living. I gotta be honest with you guys. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Days like this make life worth living. I gotta be honest wit...