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Hi, David. Hey, you really gotta read this script
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Killing Hasselhoff

Hi, David.Hey, you really gotta read this script

Hi, David.
Hey, you really gotta read this script

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Hi, David. Hey, you really gotta read this script.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:06
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
Toys For Tits. That's a better title. Now that's a script I'd read. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Toys For Tits. That's a better title. Now that's a...
Okay, so nothing I tried was working to off the Hoff. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:15
Okay, so nothing I tried was working to off the Hoff.
Hi, hi, hi. Excuse me. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Hi, hi, hi. Excuse me.
- I... I need a gun. A gun. - Oh! You're asking me for a gun? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
- I... I need a gun. A gun. - Oh! You're asking me for ...
So you assume because I'm Latino and I'm walking down the street - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
So you assume because I'm Latino and I'm walking d...
Okay, when you put it that way, I understand... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Okay, when you put it that way, I understand...
I like to think in this day and age, with the colour of my skin, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
I like to think in this day and age, with the colour of my s...
Homie, I'm just messing with you, bro. I was workshopping my Latino accent. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Homie, I'm just messing with you, bro. I was workshoppi...
Check it, check it, check it, check it. I'm an actor. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Check it, check it, check it, check it. I'm an actor.
No? Fuck it. Look, um... I am now selling guns as my day job. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
No? Fuck it. Look, um... I am now selling guns as my day job...
- I love it when actors get work. - Yeah, man. Do you have 300 bucks? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- I love it when actors get work. - Yeah, man. Do you have 3...
Bye, vato. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Bye, vato.
My superhero is a master of swords. A swordsmith. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
My superhero is a master of swords. A swordsmith.
- There is no superhero musical. - Maybe not now, but there will be. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
- There is no superhero musical. - Maybe not now, but there ...
Okay, I'm running out of options and time. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:09
Okay, I'm running out of options and time.
- Can I help you? - Yeah. Is this Mr Hasselhoff? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
- Can I help you? - Yeah. Is this Mr Hasselhoff?
Uh... I'm... I'm Chris. From Bird Oasis. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:10
Uh... I'm... I'm Chris. From Bird Oasis.
I don't mean to cause any alarm but... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
I don't mean to cause any alarm but...
What? No, no, that's a really weird conclusion to draw. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
What? No, no, that's a really weird conclusion to draw.
We decided to do some house calls on our very important... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
We decided to do some house calls on our very important...