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Killing Hasselhoff

I could use a tune-up, David. Whatever you like, pal. The nightis young and I'm ready to...

I could use a tune-up, David. Whatever you like, pal. The night
is young and I'm ready to roll

Full Transcript

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I could use a tune-up, David.
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Whatever you like, pal. The night is young and I'm ready to roll.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:48
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
No, no, no. Hasselhoff is the fucking man. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
No, no, no. Hasselhoff is the fucking man.
Man, look at you. Have you... Have you... Have you gained weight? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Man, look at you. Have you... Have you... Have you gained we...
I actually made a list of the ways I wanna kill him. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I actually made a list of the ways I wanna kill him.
Come for a quick trip there. Don't wear your trousers. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Come for a quick trip there. Don't wear your trousers.
- Rack of wedding dresses. - What the fuck...? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Rack of wedding dresses. - What the fuck...?
Get after him! Get after him! I need a second to be alone. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Get after him! Get after him! I need a second to be alone.
Either I kill you or we have sex right on this cow-ass carpet right here. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
Either I kill you or we have sex right on this cow-ass carpe...
That... That's from Rawhide and... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
That... That's from Rawhide and...
That's a lot of money. There's a lot of things in my house that are worth... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
That's a lot of money. There's a lot of things in ...
# The Hoff! We're gonna kill the Hoff! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:13
# The Hoff! We're gonna kill the Hoff!
Gotta go to the wedding! I'll help you with that. Fuck, he's dead! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Gotta go to the wedding! I'll help you with that. Fuck,...
It fucking didn't work! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
It fucking didn't work!
Those are the only two choices we got, baby. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Those are the only two choices we got, baby.
No, man. Either I murder you right here or I murder that ass. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
No, man. Either I murder you right here or I murder that ass...
No, there's, there's... Let's think of a third choice together. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
No, there's, there's... Let's think of a thir...
Bullfight. Okay. Dress up as a bull. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Bullfight. Okay. Dress up as a bull.
Ah, acting. Somebody has to do it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Ah, acting. Somebody has to do it.