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I flew my ass to Gutenberg, Germany, to watch you perform two nights
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Killing Hasselhoff

I flew my ass to Gutenberg, Germany,to watch you perform two nights

I flew my ass to Gutenberg, Germany,
to watch you perform two nights

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I flew my ass to Gutenberg, Germany, to watch you perform two nights.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:21
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
- I didn't wanna leave Germany. - Okay. I get it. Thank you. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- I didn't wanna leave Germany. - Okay. I get it. Thank...
Don't give me that winning smile. Don't you dare. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Don't give me that winning smile. Don't you dare.
So shiny. Look like a planetarium. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
So shiny. Look like a planetarium.
I just wanna fly my rocket ship through your space. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I just wanna fly my rocket ship through your space.
I'll tell you what, another time, another place, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I'll tell you what, another time, another place,
You ever thought about growing a Selleck 'stache? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
You ever thought about growing a Selleck 'stache?
Days like this make life worth living. I gotta be honest with you guys. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Days like this make life worth living. I gotta be honest wit...
You wanna be a reality TV star? I can make that happen. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
You wanna be a reality TV star? I can make that happen.
The... The... The Real Hitman of Los Angeles! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
The... The... The Real Hitman of Los Angeles!
I hate reality shows. I'm more of a scripted guy. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I hate reality shows. I'm more of a scripted guy.
Yes, it does, cocksucker! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Yes, it does, cocksucker!
I mean, kill me first and then you can rape me. That's okay. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I mean, kill me first and then you can rape me. That's ...
Fool! Do I look like a rapist to you? I don't rape nobody! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Fool! Do I look like a rapist to you? I don't rape nobo...
But easy ain't always right. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
But easy ain't always right.
That's episode 213 of Baywatch. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
That's episode 213 of Baywatch.
When Hobie bought all that crack and was smokin' it with the kids at the beach. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
When Hobie bought all that crack and was smokin' it wit...
- I wrote that scene. - Man, I'm so conflicted. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- I wrote that scene. - Man, I'm so conflicted.
Do I kill you or do I make sweet love to you? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Do I kill you or do I make sweet love to you?
Either I murder you right here or I murder that ass. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Either I murder you right here or I murder that ass.
Get the fuck out of here! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Get the fuck out of here!