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Killing Hasselhoff

I got half a million reasonsand they all green, baby

I got half a million reasons
and they all green, baby

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I got half a million reasons and they all green, baby.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:34
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
I got... I got bathing suits from Baywatch! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
I got... I got bathing suits from Baywatch!
So, yeah, I love Baywatch. Knight Rider, that was my jam. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
So, yeah, I love Baywatch. Knight Rider, that was my jam.
- Oh! - When I was 16 years old, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
- Oh! - When I was 16 years old,
I flew my ass to Gutenberg, Germany, to watch you perform two nights. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I flew my ass to Gutenberg, Germany, to watch you perform tw...
- I didn't wanna leave Germany. - Okay. I get it. Thank you. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- I didn't wanna leave Germany. - Okay. I get it. Thank...
Don't give me that winning smile. Don't you dare. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Don't give me that winning smile. Don't you dare.
So shiny. Look like a planetarium. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
So shiny. Look like a planetarium.
I just wanna fly my rocket ship through your space. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I just wanna fly my rocket ship through your space.
I'll tell you what, another time, another place, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I'll tell you what, another time, another place,
You ever thought about growing a Selleck 'stache? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
You ever thought about growing a Selleck 'stache?
Days like this make life worth living. I gotta be honest with you guys. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Days like this make life worth living. I gotta be honest wit...
You wanna be a reality TV star? I can make that happen. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
You wanna be a reality TV star? I can make that happen.
The... The... The Real Hitman of Los Angeles! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
The... The... The Real Hitman of Los Angeles!
I hate reality shows. I'm more of a scripted guy. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I hate reality shows. I'm more of a scripted guy.
Yes, it does, cocksucker! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Yes, it does, cocksucker!
I mean, kill me first and then you can rape me. That's okay. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I mean, kill me first and then you can rape me. That's ...
Fool! Do I look like a rapist to you? I don't rape nobody! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Fool! Do I look like a rapist to you? I don't rape nobo...
But easy ain't always right. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
But easy ain't always right.
That's episode 213 of Baywatch. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
That's episode 213 of Baywatch.
When Hobie bought all that crack and was smokin' it with the kids at the beach. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
When Hobie bought all that crack and was smokin' it wit...