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Killing Hasselhoff

I hate reality shows.I'm more of a scripted guy

I hate reality shows.
I'm more of a scripted guy

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I hate reality shows. I'm more of a scripted guy.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:02
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
Yes, it does, cocksucker! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Yes, it does, cocksucker!
I mean, kill me first and then you can rape me. That's okay. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I mean, kill me first and then you can rape me. That's ...
Fool! Do I look like a rapist to you? I don't rape nobody! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Fool! Do I look like a rapist to you? I don't rape nobo...
But easy ain't always right. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
But easy ain't always right.
That's episode 213 of Baywatch. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
That's episode 213 of Baywatch.
When Hobie bought all that crack and was smokin' it with the kids at the beach. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
When Hobie bought all that crack and was smokin' it wit...
- I wrote that scene. - Man, I'm so conflicted. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- I wrote that scene. - Man, I'm so conflicted.
Do I kill you or do I make sweet love to you? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Do I kill you or do I make sweet love to you?
Either I murder you right here or I murder that ass. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Either I murder you right here or I murder that ass.
Get the fuck out of here! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Get the fuck out of here!
Damn it, Redix! You're letting your dick get in the way of your gun! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Damn it, Redix! You're letting your dick get in the way...
You need to kill this beautiful man. Fuck this shit! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You need to kill this beautiful man. Fuck this shit!
Yeah. Fuck this shit. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Yeah. Fuck this shit.
Didn't anybody ever tell you not to bring a knife to a gunfight? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Didn't anybody ever tell you not to bring a knife to a ...
Didn't anyone ever tell you not to hassle the Hoff? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Didn't anyone ever tell you not to hassle the Hoff?
Dick! You shot me in the dick! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Dick! You shot me in the dick!
You pulled a ninja sword off the wall, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
You pulled a ninja sword off the wall,
That's the sexiest shit I seen in my life. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
That's the sexiest shit I seen in my life.
It was like MacGyver fucked Batman with Iron Man's dick! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
It was like MacGyver fucked Batman with Iron Man's dick...
- Batman. Superhero. - And this nigger can sing! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Batman. Superhero. - And this nigger can sing!