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I just want you to know, I'm doing this godawful terrible thing for us
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Killing Hasselhoff

I just want you to know, I'm doingthis godawful terrible thing for us

I just want you to know, I'm doing
this godawful terrible thing for us

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I just want you to know, I'm doing this godawful terrible thing for us.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:02
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
Yeah, yeah, I know, it's a little sad that we bet on celebrities to die, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:10
Yeah, yeah, I know, it's a little sad that we bet on ce...
Fish? Did you kill yourself? Because if you didn't kill yourself, answer the door. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Fish? Did you kill yourself? Because if you didn't kill...
Well, where shall I start? Oh, I know. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Well, where shall I start? Oh, I know.
My girlfriend's being probed on a regular basis - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
My girlfriend's being probed on a regular basis
Yesterday I accidentally hacked into Jenn's Facebook account, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:09
Yesterday I accidentally hacked into Jenn's Facebook ac...
A big description of some bastard with a huge cock. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
A big description of some bastard with a huge cock.
I know, right? It's like he's born to be on the cover of a romance novel. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I know, right? It's like he's born to be on the co...
He is the Latin Fabio. Oh, my God, he is beautiful. Just chiselled and... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
He is the Latin Fabio. Oh, my God, he is beautiful. Just chi...
What makes you think Jenn is banging this roided-out meathead anyway? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
What makes you think Jenn is banging this roided-out meathea...
To lick it all over from the base to the top. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
To lick it all over from the base to the top.
Once it is hard I'd like it inside me, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
Once it is hard I'd like it inside me,
- Fuck! I've gotta stop reading it. - Damn, that is graphic. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Fuck! I've gotta stop reading it. - Damn, that is gra...
Almost three years and she's writing this guy dick poetry. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Almost three years and she's writing this guy dick poet...
But on the bright side it is a terrible cock poem. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
But on the bright side it is a terrible cock poem.
Yeah. The metre's abysmal. The rhymes are forced. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Yeah. The metre's abysmal. The rhymes are forced.
Is... That's what you're telling me? That it's not gonna get published? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Is... That's what you're telling me? That it'...
You fucking dickheads! That's not the point! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You fucking dickheads! That's not the point!
Jenn's barely even touched my tiny knob recently. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Jenn's barely even touched my tiny knob recently.
Let alone use iambic pentameter to describe it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Let alone use iambic pentameter to describe it.
Okay, dude, dude. Come on, man. Fuck this guy. Fuck Jenn. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Okay, dude, dude. Come on, man. Fuck this guy. Fuck Jenn.