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I mean, seriously, I feel like this is a bad dream
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Killing Hasselhoff

I mean, seriously,I feel like this is a bad dream

I mean, seriously,
I feel like this is a bad dream

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I mean, seriously, I feel like this is a bad dream.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:26
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
Really? So you weren't doing coke and groping an underage girl? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Really? So you weren't doing coke and groping an undera...
- My mom called me crying last night. - Fuck. Your mom saw it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
- My mom called me crying last night. - Fuck. Your mom saw i...
This is a ridiculous misunderstanding. You gotta believe me. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
This is a ridiculous misunderstanding. You gotta believe me.
You know, I'm a teacher, Chris. My students watch her show. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
You know, I'm a teacher, Chris. My students watch her s...
I'm broke, lost my fiancée and the Hoff just won't die. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:11
I'm broke, lost my fiancée and the Hoff just won't...
- Fine. Go ahead. - Sorry. Just doing my job, guy. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- Fine. Go ahead. - Sorry. Just doing my job, guy.
Hey! Hey! Is your job supposed to be checking - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Hey! Hey! Is your job supposed to be checking
- In a sense, that's exactly what it is. - Fantastic. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- In a sense, that's exactly what it is. - Fantastic.
- Your mother must be very proud. - Yeah, she is, actually. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- Your mother must be very proud. - Yeah, she is, actually.
I'm her favourite. Where do you fall in your family's pecking order? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I'm her favourite. Where do you fall in your family...
- I saw you on TV this morning. - I didn't do it. Not any of it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- I saw you on TV this morning. - I didn't do it. Not a...
Popular phrase in this town. Unfortunately it doesn't always work. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Popular phrase in this town. Unfortunately it doesn't a...
Mr Wasserstein, I'm actually asking for an extension. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Mr Wasserstein, I'm actually asking for an extension.
I call it the parable of the loaves. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I call it the parable of the loaves.
Years ago there was a ten-year-old boy living in Brooklyn. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Years ago there was a ten-year-old boy living in Brooklyn.
His mother was crazy. His father a drunk. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
His mother was crazy. His father a drunk.
So naturally he had to fend for himself most of the time - Killing Hasselhoff 00:10
So naturally he had to fend for himself most of the time
They knew and it was no big deal. But soon enough, the boy got cocky. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
They knew and it was no big deal. But soon enough, the boy g...
Now, the baker had a son around the same age as this little boy - Killing Hasselhoff 00:16
Now, the baker had a son around the same age as this little ...
I'm sure you would agree an entire loaf, well, that's another matter entirely. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I'm sure you would agree an entire loaf, well, that...