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I wrote that scene. - Man, I'm so conflicted
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Killing Hasselhoff

I wrote that scene.- Man, I'm so conflicted

I wrote that scene.
- Man, I'm so conflicted

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.037
- I wrote that scene. - Man, I'm so conflicted.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:51
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
Do I kill you or do I make sweet love to you? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Do I kill you or do I make sweet love to you?
Either I murder you right here or I murder that ass. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Either I murder you right here or I murder that ass.
Get the fuck out of here! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Get the fuck out of here!
Damn it, Redix! You're letting your dick get in the way of your gun! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Damn it, Redix! You're letting your dick get in the way...
You need to kill this beautiful man. Fuck this shit! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You need to kill this beautiful man. Fuck this shit!
Yeah. Fuck this shit. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Yeah. Fuck this shit.
Didn't anybody ever tell you not to bring a knife to a gunfight? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Didn't anybody ever tell you not to bring a knife to a ...
Didn't anyone ever tell you not to hassle the Hoff? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Didn't anyone ever tell you not to hassle the Hoff?
Dick! You shot me in the dick! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Dick! You shot me in the dick!
You pulled a ninja sword off the wall, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
You pulled a ninja sword off the wall,
That's the sexiest shit I seen in my life. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
That's the sexiest shit I seen in my life.
It was like MacGyver fucked Batman with Iron Man's dick! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
It was like MacGyver fucked Batman with Iron Man's dick...
- Batman. Superhero. - And this nigger can sing! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Batman. Superhero. - And this nigger can sing!
- I'm sorry. So sorry. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- I'm sorry. So sorry. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry...
My family wants to have me committed, but... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
My family wants to have me committed, but...
What are you doing here? I tried to kill you, like, two times. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
What are you doing here? I tried to kill you, like, two time...
But you didn't. You saved my life. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
But you didn't. You saved my life.
And in the process, man, Jesus, you almost got yourself killed. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
And in the process, man, Jesus, you almost got yourself kill...
- Lucky. Really, really lucky. - Oh. You didn't hear. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Lucky. Really, really lucky. - Oh. You didn't hear.
When the Hoff army found out he put a hit on me, he didn't stand a chance. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
When the Hoff army found out he put a hit on me, he didn...