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If David Hasselhoff dies, he wins something like a half a million dollars
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Killing Hasselhoff

If David Hasselhoff dies, he winssomething like a half a million dollars

If David Hasselhoff dies, he wins
something like a half a million dollars

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If David Hasselhoff dies, he wins something like a half a million dollars.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:35
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
Half-mil if the Hoff kicks the bucket? Fuck me. I want a piece of that. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Half-mil if the Hoff kicks the bucket? Fuck me. I want a pie...
Yeah, you know what? I do too. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Yeah, you know what? I do too.
Sounds good. Maybe a blooming onion. Should I leave this closed or open? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Sounds good. Maybe a blooming onion. Should I leave this clo...
- David, you look great. - Like a second skin, Barry. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- David, you look great. - Like a second skin, Barry.
You know, I hate to sound egotistical, but if I was a woman, I would... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You know, I hate to sound egotistical, but if I was a woman,...
You'd do yourself. Yes, I know. You said that inside already. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You'd do yourself. Yes, I know. You said that inside al...
And honestly, buddy, there's no way to say that without sounding egotistical, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
And honestly, buddy, there's no way to say that without...
- KITT, calculate time to destination. - Calculating, Michael. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:10
- KITT, calculate time to destination. - Calculating, Michae...
- How much is he paying you? - Nothing. He... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- How much is he paying you? - Nothing. He...
- But there is no superhero mu... - But there will be. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- But there is no superhero mu... - But there will be.
There will be. KITT, engage super pursuit mode. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
There will be. KITT, engage super pursuit mode.
If you've never been, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:18
If you've never been,
There you go, Rose. Have a lovely day and call me later. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
There you go, Rose. Have a lovely day and call me later.
Each of us aspires to receive sage wisdom from the Hoff. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Each of us aspires to receive sage wisdom from the Hoff.
We're just fans, bro. Hoff army! Hoff army! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
We're just fans, bro. Hoff army! Hoff army!
- Dude, and, like, that's normal? - I'm sorry. Am I not normal? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Dude, and, like, that's normal? - I'm sorry. Am ...
Oh, you're very normal, Professor Klump, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
Oh, you're very normal, Professor Klump,
- I have other things to do today. - No! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- I have other things to do today. - No!
Yeah, that worked out well. Obviously I suck at murdering. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
Yeah, that worked out well. Obviously I suck at murdering.
So, Redix, are you up to speed on what Wasserstein needs you to do? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
So, Redix, are you up to speed on what Wasserstein needs you...