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Killing Hasselhoff

I'll go over there and explainthat you don't touch kids... any more

I'll go over there and explain
that you don't touch kids... any more

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I'll go over there and explain that you don't touch kids... any more.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:17
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck you! Fuck! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck you! Fuck!
Even the hobo loves the Hoff. Let me guess. German. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Even the hobo loves the Hoff. Let me guess. German.
I feel like the whole world is taking a gigantic piss on my head. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I feel like the whole world is taking a gigantic piss on my ...
I can relate to this so hard. Just this morning a Schnauzer pissed on my face. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I can relate to this so hard. Just this morning a Schnauzer ...
Because two days ago I was urinating on his face. What? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Because two days ago I was urinating on his face. What?
When life shits on you, you shit right back. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
When life shits on you, you shit right back.
Yes. That actually makes a lot of sense right now. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Yes. That actually makes a lot of sense right now.
I know, right? It's why I fling faeces at people I don't like. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I know, right? It's why I fling faeces at people I don&...
You're like a Mr Miyagi with a toupee minus 20 years and 20 pounds. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
You're like a Mr Miyagi with a toupee minus 20 years an...
You're, like, waxing on and off all day long! I love you! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You're, like, waxing on and off all day long! I love yo...
You eyeing me now? You want a go? You judge me all you want! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
You eyeing me now? You want a go? You judge me all you want!
It ain't my fault Mama's Family was cancelled in 1986. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
It ain't my fault Mama's Family was cancelled in 1...
And like the Dark Knight said, it is always darkest before the dawn. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
And like the Dark Knight said, it is always darkest before t...
I'm a good person and I'm stronger than you know - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I'm a good person and I'm stronger than you know
I really need to talk to you. Shit's gone really bad. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I really need to talk to you. Shit's gone really bad.
Jesus Christ! Really, you chose to come out of the shower right now? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Jesus Christ! Really, you chose to come out of the shower ri...
- What are you doing here? - What am I doing here? What...? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- What are you doing here? - What am I doing here? What...?
- Do you want a grilled cheese sandwich? - No, I'm fine. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
- Do you want a grilled cheese sandwich? - No, I'm fine...
You sure? I had the nurse make it. It's Colby. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You sure? I had the nurse make it. It's Colby.
I'm actually in the middle of a very exciting experiment. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I'm actually in the middle of a very exciting experimen...