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Killing Hasselhoff

I'm accused of dealing drugs,serving alcohol to a minor, sexual assault on that minor,so...

I'm accused of dealing drugs,
serving alcohol to a minor, sexual assault on that minor,
so Ann kicked me out

Full Transcript

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I'm accused of dealing drugs, serving alcohol to a minor,
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sexual assault on that minor, so Ann kicked me out.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:17
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
Plus, I owe 400 grand to a goddamn psychopath - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Plus, I owe 400 grand to a goddamn psychopath
- Ah, Fish. - Yeah, Fish. His brain melted. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Ah, Fish. - Yeah, Fish. His brain melted.
A 5150. A 72-hour psychiatric hold. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
A 5150. A 72-hour psychiatric hold.
- Why'd you go to Wasserstein? - Because I'm desperate, Tommy. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
- Why'd you go to Wasserstein? - Because I'm despe...
I would love to give you the money but I don't have the money, okay? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I would love to give you the money but I don't have the...
Work's not going great. The last two shows failed. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Work's not going great. The last two shows failed.
Look, if Redneck Atheist works out, then we're good, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Look, if Redneck Atheist works out, then we're good,
Thanks. It's my shit storm so I'll take care of it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Thanks. It's my shit storm so I'll take care of it...
I'll tell you what I can do. I can talk to Ann. She trusts me. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I'll tell you what I can do. I can talk to Ann. She tru...
I'll go over there and explain that you don't touch kids... any more. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I'll go over there and explain that you don't touc...
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck you! Fuck! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck you! Fuck!
Even the hobo loves the Hoff. Let me guess. German. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Even the hobo loves the Hoff. Let me guess. German.
I feel like the whole world is taking a gigantic piss on my head. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I feel like the whole world is taking a gigantic piss on my ...
I can relate to this so hard. Just this morning a Schnauzer pissed on my face. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I can relate to this so hard. Just this morning a Schnauzer ...
Because two days ago I was urinating on his face. What? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Because two days ago I was urinating on his face. What?
When life shits on you, you shit right back. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
When life shits on you, you shit right back.
Yes. That actually makes a lot of sense right now. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Yes. That actually makes a lot of sense right now.
I know, right? It's why I fling faeces at people I don't like. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I know, right? It's why I fling faeces at people I don&...
You're like a Mr Miyagi with a toupee minus 20 years and 20 pounds. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
You're like a Mr Miyagi with a toupee minus 20 years an...
You're, like, waxing on and off all day long! I love you! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You're, like, waxing on and off all day long! I love yo...