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I'm sorry, but my roommate's never gonna sleep with you. She's engaged
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Killing Hasselhoff

I'm sorry, but my roommate's nevergonna sleep with you. She's engaged

I'm sorry, but my roommate's never
gonna sleep with you. She's engaged

Full Transcript

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I'm sorry, but my roommate's never gonna sleep with you. She's engaged.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:53
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
I forgot that she's engaged. Why does she have to be engaged? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I forgot that she's engaged. Why does she have to be en...
But, wait, they can! And I'm gonna do it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
But, wait, they can! And I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna have sex with her and you can't stop me from having sex with her - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I'm gonna have sex with her and you can't stop me ...
Okay, yeah, that's very nice, Susan. Oh. Don't make Ann watch. That's... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Okay, yeah, that's very nice, Susan. Oh. Don't mak...
- Fishman, you okay? - Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'm... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Fishman, you okay? - Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'm...
Let's give a warm welcome to our founder and CEO, Mr Richard Mayweather. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
Let's give a warm welcome to our founder and CEO, Mr Ri...
Now, company profits have stalled in the third quarter. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Now, company profits have stalled in the third quarter.
I've been thinking long and hard about how to turn things around - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
I've been thinking long and hard about how to turn thin...
I want you to consider the difference between steel and pudding. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
I want you to consider the difference between steel and pudd...
It seems, my lady, that my manhood has sprung to attention. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
It seems, my lady, that my manhood has sprung to attention.
My dew-soaked ladydom awaits your staff! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
My dew-soaked ladydom awaits your staff!
That's right, Fishman. We can no longer stay passive. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
That's right, Fishman. We can no longer stay passive.
My desire must be sated in the most forbidden of places. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
My desire must be sated in the most forbidden of places.
Now dispose of your skirt and prepare to receive many sweet reams. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Now dispose of your skirt and prepare to receive many sweet ...
I'll kill you, you son of a bitch! I'll rip your love muscle right off! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I'll kill you, you son of a bitch! I'll rip your l...
- This is gonna be a big money night! - It fucking better be. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- This is gonna be a big money night! - It fucking better be...
Chris, you worry too much about money. Look at me. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Chris, you worry too much about money. Look at me.
I have two pairs of pants, two pairs of shirts, no underwear and I'm happy. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I have two pairs of pants, two pairs of shirts, no underwear...
- Yeah, cos you're always high. - Yeah, I forgot about that. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Yeah, cos you're always high. - Yeah, I forgot about ...
You even have weed in your hair. Just a big... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
You even have weed in your hair. Just a big...