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Is... That's what you're telling me? That it's not gonna get published?
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Killing Hasselhoff

Is... That's what you're telling me?That it's not gonna get published?

Is... That's what you're telling me?
That it's not gonna get published?

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Is... That's what you're telling me? That it's not gonna get published?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:01
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
You fucking dickheads! That's not the point! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You fucking dickheads! That's not the point!
Jenn's barely even touched my tiny knob recently. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Jenn's barely even touched my tiny knob recently.
Let alone use iambic pentameter to describe it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Let alone use iambic pentameter to describe it.
Okay, dude, dude. Come on, man. Fuck this guy. Fuck Jenn. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Okay, dude, dude. Come on, man. Fuck this guy. Fuck Jenn.
But I've gotta be honest. I don't have a very big dick. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
But I've gotta be honest. I don't have a very big ...
Okay, you know, neither do I. Just more of a Korean genetic thing, but that's fine. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Okay, you know, neither do I. Just more of a Korean genetic ...
That's why we own a Hollywood club. We overcompensate. That's what we do. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
That's why we own a Hollywood club. We overcompensate. ...
Once we renovate you'll be knee-deep in all the pussy - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
Once we renovate you'll be knee-deep in all the pussy
But I think I'm losing it. You know, everywhere I look I see Sebastian. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
But I think I'm losing it. You know, everywhere I look ...
Everywhere. He's behind you, by the way, mocking my tiny penis. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Everywhere. He's behind you, by the way, mocking my tin...
I don't know. I think he's been defeated by Sebastian's hollingbone. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I don't know. I think he's been defeated by Sebast...
Dude, I need you to be strong for me. I really need you right now. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Dude, I need you to be strong for me. I really need you righ...
- Okay, look. Blue skies ahead, buddy. - You gotta buck the fuck up. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Okay, look. Blue skies ahead, buddy. - You gotta buck the ...
Hasselhoff's throwing an after party at your nightclub this Saturday. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Hasselhoff's throwing an after party at your nightclub ...
No? Okay, good. I'll try and make it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
No? Okay, good. I'll try and make it.
If I'm still of sound body and mind. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
If I'm still of sound body and mind.
Wait, wait. That feels weird. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Wait, wait. That feels weird.
So, yeah, I had Hasselhoff in the death pool - Killing Hasselhoff 00:14
So, yeah, I had Hasselhoff in the death pool
There he is. Here's my guy. Come on. Not you. Hey. How are you? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
There he is. Here's my guy. Come on. Not you. Hey. How ...
So... Ann, where's Susan? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
So... Ann, where's Susan?