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It seems, my lady, that my manhood has sprung to attention
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Killing Hasselhoff

It seems, my lady, that my manhoodhas sprung to attention

It seems, my lady, that my manhood
has sprung to attention

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It seems, my lady, that my manhood has sprung to attention.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:17
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
My dew-soaked ladydom awaits your staff! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
My dew-soaked ladydom awaits your staff!
That's right, Fishman. We can no longer stay passive. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
That's right, Fishman. We can no longer stay passive.
My desire must be sated in the most forbidden of places. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
My desire must be sated in the most forbidden of places.
Now dispose of your skirt and prepare to receive many sweet reams. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Now dispose of your skirt and prepare to receive many sweet ...
I'll kill you, you son of a bitch! I'll rip your love muscle right off! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I'll kill you, you son of a bitch! I'll rip your l...
- This is gonna be a big money night! - It fucking better be. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- This is gonna be a big money night! - It fucking better be...
Chris, you worry too much about money. Look at me. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Chris, you worry too much about money. Look at me.
I have two pairs of pants, two pairs of shirts, no underwear and I'm happy. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I have two pairs of pants, two pairs of shirts, no underwear...
- Yeah, cos you're always high. - Yeah, I forgot about that. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Yeah, cos you're always high. - Yeah, I forgot about ...
You even have weed in your hair. Just a big... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
You even have weed in your hair. Just a big...
I've been looking all over for you! I better go smoke this. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
I've been looking all over for you! I better go smoke t...
Now if I'm not back in 20 minutes, it means I forgot to come back. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Now if I'm not back in 20 minutes, it means I forgot to...
Every time he walks away I feel like it's the last time I'll ever see him. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Every time he walks away I feel like it's the last time...
Amazing, tonight, everybody. Simply amazing. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Amazing, tonight, everybody. Simply amazing.
Barry? Let's go to Orchid. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Barry? Let's go to Orchid.
Everything is all set for Mr Hasselhoff's arrival, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Everything is all set for Mr Hasselhoff's arrival,
You are mistaken if you think that cussing and yelling - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
You are mistaken if you think that cussing and yelling
- What?! - It shows that you signed off on her, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
- What?! - It shows that you signed off on her,
What? The owner ain't gotta be on the guest list, homie! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
What? The owner ain't gotta be on the guest list, homie...
I've always wanted to have sex with a tiny Asian man. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I've always wanted to have sex with a tiny Asian man.