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It's so fucking crazy. I don't deserve this
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Killing Hasselhoff

It's so fucking crazy. I don't deserve this

It's so fucking crazy. I don't deserve this

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It's so fucking crazy. I don't deserve this.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:12
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
Hey, you took a bullet to the chest. You deserve this. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Hey, you took a bullet to the chest. You deserve this.
Hey, Tommy. Lot of top-shelf pussy here tonight. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Hey, Tommy. Lot of top-shelf pussy here tonight.
There's no memorising lines, no cars or tits upstaging me. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
There's no memorising lines, no cars or tits upstaging ...
No, I'm out. No more death pool. I got everything I need right here. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
No, I'm out. No more death pool. I got everything I nee...
And I don't have anything against David. I respect him. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
And I don't have anything against David. I respect him.
- Chris Kim to the stage. - Who took Chris's spot in the pool? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Chris Kim to the stage. - Who took Chris's spot in th...
- No way! Who did you pick? - I picked myself. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- No way! Who did you pick? - I picked myself.
I'd like to welcome everybody to the grand reopening of Habitat! Give it up! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
I'd like to welcome everybody to the grand reopening of...
I'm so excited. I wanna introduce my new friend, my new business partner. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I'm so excited. I wanna introduce my new friend, my new...
And, hell, he's my new fucking idol, David Hasselhoff! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
And, hell, he's my new fucking idol, David Hasselhoff!
Thank you! Thank you very much! Give it up for Chris Kim! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Thank you! Thank you very much! Give it up for Chris Kim!
I must admit I haven't known him very long - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I must admit I haven't known him very long
But when it counted most he had my very toned back, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:11
But when it counted most he had my very toned back,
- # The Hoff is crushing it - # Oh - Killing Hasselhoff 00:15
- # The Hoff is crushing it - # Oh
# Oh, baby, oh - Killing Hasselhoff 00:27
# Oh, baby, oh
Where to, David? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Where to, David?
I could use a tune-up, David. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
I could use a tune-up, David.
No, no, no. Hasselhoff is the fucking man. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
No, no, no. Hasselhoff is the fucking man.
Man, look at you. Have you... Have you... Have you gained weight? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Man, look at you. Have you... Have you... Have you gained we...
I actually made a list of the ways I wanna kill him. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I actually made a list of the ways I wanna kill him.