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KITT, calculate time to destination. - Calculating, Michael
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Killing Hasselhoff

KITT, calculate time to destination.12 minutes, 14.63 seconds

KITT, calculate time to destination.
- Calculating, Michael. Time to destination:
12 minutes, 14.63 seconds

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- KITT, calculate time to destination. - Calculating, Michael.
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Time to destination: 12 minutes, 14.63 seconds.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:33
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
- How much is he paying you? - Nothing. He... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- How much is he paying you? - Nothing. He...
- But there is no superhero mu... - But there will be. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- But there is no superhero mu... - But there will be.
There will be. KITT, engage super pursuit mode. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
There will be. KITT, engage super pursuit mode.
If you've never been, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:18
If you've never been,
There you go, Rose. Have a lovely day and call me later. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
There you go, Rose. Have a lovely day and call me later.
Each of us aspires to receive sage wisdom from the Hoff. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Each of us aspires to receive sage wisdom from the Hoff.
We're just fans, bro. Hoff army! Hoff army! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
We're just fans, bro. Hoff army! Hoff army!
- Dude, and, like, that's normal? - I'm sorry. Am I not normal? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Dude, and, like, that's normal? - I'm sorry. Am ...
Oh, you're very normal, Professor Klump, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
Oh, you're very normal, Professor Klump,
- I have other things to do today. - No! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- I have other things to do today. - No!
Yeah, that worked out well. Obviously I suck at murdering. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
Yeah, that worked out well. Obviously I suck at murdering.
So, Redix, are you up to speed on what Wasserstein needs you to do? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
So, Redix, are you up to speed on what Wasserstein needs you...
Tall. Wonderful hair. Sexy motherfucker. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Tall. Wonderful hair. Sexy motherfucker.
Could you imagine Hasselhoff with a Selleck 'stache? Oh... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Could you imagine Hasselhoff with a Selleck 'stache? Oh...
No! I just... I mean, I would never... I mean, look at... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
No! I just... I mean, I would never... I mean, look at...
I'm a gigantic rage-filled mocha-skinned badass - Killing Hasselhoff 00:09
I'm a gigantic rage-filled mocha-skinned badass
But inside it's a gay-ass book, baby. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
But inside it's a gay-ass book, baby.
After having the shit kicked out of me by those Hoff-loving carnies, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
After having the shit kicked out of me by those Hoff-loving ...
Gena Lee Nolin. You still look hot. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Gena Lee Nolin. You still look hot.
Winslow! Holy mother of God, you scared the shit out of me. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Winslow! Holy mother of God, you scared the shit out of me.