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Killing Hasselhoff

My family wants to have me committed, but

My family wants to have me committed, but

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My family wants to have me committed, but...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
01:09:36
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
What are you doing here? I tried to kill you, like, two times. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
What are you doing here? I tried to kill you, like, two time...
But you didn't. You saved my life. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
But you didn't. You saved my life.
And in the process, man, Jesus, you almost got yourself killed. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
And in the process, man, Jesus, you almost got yourself kill...
- Lucky. Really, really lucky. - Oh. You didn't hear. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Lucky. Really, really lucky. - Oh. You didn't hear.
When the Hoff army found out he put a hit on me, he didn't stand a chance. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
When the Hoff army found out he put a hit on me, he didn...
I've decided to invest some money in the club and help you renovate it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I've decided to invest some money in the club and help ...
On one condition. You stop playing the death pool. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
On one condition. You stop playing the death pool.
You're right. You're absolutely right. I am so sorry, David, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:09
You're right. You're absolutely right. I am so sor...
Now, you got a girl named Ann sitting right next to you - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
Now, you got a girl named Ann sitting right next to you
- I love you. - I love you too. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- I love you. - I love you too.
Well, looks like my work here is done. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Well, looks like my work here is done.
All's well that ends well, right? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:16
All's well that ends well, right?
Ladies, listen, everything I know about crushing pussy and solving crimes - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
Ladies, listen, everything I know about crushing pussy and s...
Oh. Wait. You still remember our secret handshake! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Oh. Wait. You still remember our secret handshake!
- Of course. Boom! In the holster. - You still got it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Of course. Boom! In the holster. - You still got it.
It's so fucking crazy. I don't deserve this. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
It's so fucking crazy. I don't deserve this.
Hey, you took a bullet to the chest. You deserve this. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Hey, you took a bullet to the chest. You deserve this.
Hey, Tommy. Lot of top-shelf pussy here tonight. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Hey, Tommy. Lot of top-shelf pussy here tonight.
There's no memorising lines, no cars or tits upstaging me. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
There's no memorising lines, no cars or tits upstaging ...
No, I'm out. No more death pool. I got everything I need right here. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
No, I'm out. No more death pool. I got everything I nee...