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One, two, three, four, five. Breathe, little man
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Killing Hasselhoff

One, two, three, four, five.Breathe, little man

One, two, three, four, five.
Breathe, little man

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One, two, three, four, five. Breathe, little man.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:41
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
Oh! Oh, oh, yeah. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Oh! Oh, oh, yeah.
He's choking. Hang on, I got you, I got you, I got you. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
He's choking. Hang on, I got you, I got you, I got you.
I just saved two people's lives. You were in there getting a hand job. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I just saved two people's lives. You were in there gett...
You are fired for the next five minutes until I calm down. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
You are fired for the next five minutes until I calm down.
I think The Black Keys got their name from this toy keyboard, which is odd. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I think The Black Keys got their name from this toy keyboard...
Yesterday we had soup, but it was off. They said it was seafood chowder. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Yesterday we had soup, but it was off. They said it was seaf...
It was just off. Tonight it's Scrabble night. I'm the only one playing. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
It was just off. Tonight it's Scrabble night. I'm ...
They were meant for you, but we changed. We're a mended bridge. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
They were meant for you, but we changed. We're a mended...
Hi, David. Hey, you really gotta read this script. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Hi, David. Hey, you really gotta read this script.
Toys For Tits. That's a better title. Now that's a script I'd read. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Toys For Tits. That's a better title. Now that's a...
Okay, so nothing I tried was working to off the Hoff. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:15
Okay, so nothing I tried was working to off the Hoff.
Hi, hi, hi. Excuse me. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Hi, hi, hi. Excuse me.
- I... I need a gun. A gun. - Oh! You're asking me for a gun? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
- I... I need a gun. A gun. - Oh! You're asking me for ...
So you assume because I'm Latino and I'm walking down the street - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
So you assume because I'm Latino and I'm walking d...
Okay, when you put it that way, I understand... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Okay, when you put it that way, I understand...
I like to think in this day and age, with the colour of my skin, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
I like to think in this day and age, with the colour of my s...
Homie, I'm just messing with you, bro. I was workshopping my Latino accent. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Homie, I'm just messing with you, bro. I was workshoppi...
Check it, check it, check it, check it. I'm an actor. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Check it, check it, check it, check it. I'm an actor.
No? Fuck it. Look, um... I am now selling guns as my day job. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
No? Fuck it. Look, um... I am now selling guns as my day job...
- I love it when actors get work. - Yeah, man. Do you have 300 bucks? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- I love it when actors get work. - Yeah, man. Do you have 3...