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Stop thinking with your dick and go after him! I'll get those two assholes!
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Killing Hasselhoff

Stop thinking with your dick and goafter him! I'll get those two assholes!

Stop thinking with your dick and go
after him! I'll get those two assholes!

Full Transcript

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Stop thinking with your dick and go after him! I'll get those two assholes!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:45
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
I got half a million reasons and they all green, baby. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I got half a million reasons and they all green, baby.
I got... I got bathing suits from Baywatch! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
I got... I got bathing suits from Baywatch!
So, yeah, I love Baywatch. Knight Rider, that was my jam. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
So, yeah, I love Baywatch. Knight Rider, that was my jam.
- Oh! - When I was 16 years old, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
- Oh! - When I was 16 years old,
I flew my ass to Gutenberg, Germany, to watch you perform two nights. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I flew my ass to Gutenberg, Germany, to watch you perform tw...
- I didn't wanna leave Germany. - Okay. I get it. Thank you. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- I didn't wanna leave Germany. - Okay. I get it. Thank...
Don't give me that winning smile. Don't you dare. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Don't give me that winning smile. Don't you dare.
So shiny. Look like a planetarium. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
So shiny. Look like a planetarium.
I just wanna fly my rocket ship through your space. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I just wanna fly my rocket ship through your space.
I'll tell you what, another time, another place, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I'll tell you what, another time, another place,
You ever thought about growing a Selleck 'stache? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
You ever thought about growing a Selleck 'stache?
Days like this make life worth living. I gotta be honest with you guys. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Days like this make life worth living. I gotta be honest wit...
You wanna be a reality TV star? I can make that happen. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
You wanna be a reality TV star? I can make that happen.
The... The... The Real Hitman of Los Angeles! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
The... The... The Real Hitman of Los Angeles!
I hate reality shows. I'm more of a scripted guy. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I hate reality shows. I'm more of a scripted guy.
Yes, it does, cocksucker! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Yes, it does, cocksucker!
I mean, kill me first and then you can rape me. That's okay. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I mean, kill me first and then you can rape me. That's ...
Fool! Do I look like a rapist to you? I don't rape nobody! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Fool! Do I look like a rapist to you? I don't rape nobo...
But easy ain't always right. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
But easy ain't always right.
That's episode 213 of Baywatch. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
That's episode 213 of Baywatch.