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The... The... The Real Hitman of Los Angeles!
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Killing Hasselhoff

The... The... The Real Hitman of Los Angeles! Just drop the gun.I'll set the whole thing...

The... The... The Real Hitman of Los Angeles! Just drop the gun.
I'll set the whole thing up

Full Transcript

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The... The... The Real Hitman of Los Angeles!
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Just drop the gun. I'll set the whole thing up.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:54
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
I hate reality shows. I'm more of a scripted guy. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I hate reality shows. I'm more of a scripted guy.
Yes, it does, cocksucker! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Yes, it does, cocksucker!
I mean, kill me first and then you can rape me. That's okay. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I mean, kill me first and then you can rape me. That's ...
Fool! Do I look like a rapist to you? I don't rape nobody! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Fool! Do I look like a rapist to you? I don't rape nobo...
But easy ain't always right. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
But easy ain't always right.
That's episode 213 of Baywatch. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
That's episode 213 of Baywatch.
When Hobie bought all that crack and was smokin' it with the kids at the beach. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
When Hobie bought all that crack and was smokin' it wit...
- I wrote that scene. - Man, I'm so conflicted. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- I wrote that scene. - Man, I'm so conflicted.
Do I kill you or do I make sweet love to you? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Do I kill you or do I make sweet love to you?
Either I murder you right here or I murder that ass. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Either I murder you right here or I murder that ass.
Get the fuck out of here! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Get the fuck out of here!
Damn it, Redix! You're letting your dick get in the way of your gun! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Damn it, Redix! You're letting your dick get in the way...
You need to kill this beautiful man. Fuck this shit! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You need to kill this beautiful man. Fuck this shit!
Yeah. Fuck this shit. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Yeah. Fuck this shit.
Didn't anybody ever tell you not to bring a knife to a gunfight? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Didn't anybody ever tell you not to bring a knife to a ...
Didn't anyone ever tell you not to hassle the Hoff? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Didn't anyone ever tell you not to hassle the Hoff?
Dick! You shot me in the dick! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Dick! You shot me in the dick!
You pulled a ninja sword off the wall, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
You pulled a ninja sword off the wall,
That's the sexiest shit I seen in my life. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
That's the sexiest shit I seen in my life.
It was like MacGyver fucked Batman with Iron Man's dick! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
It was like MacGyver fucked Batman with Iron Man's dick...