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Killing Hasselhoff

Uh... I'm... I'm Chris. From Bird Oasis. I know you normally come into the office but we...

Uh... I'm... I'm Chris. From Bird Oasis. I know you normally come into the office but we had some issues with this employee who worked on your two cockatoos last

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Uh... I'm... I'm Chris. From Bird Oasis.
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I know you normally come into the office
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but we had some issues with this employee
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who worked on your two cockatoos last.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:38
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
I don't mean to cause any alarm but... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
I don't mean to cause any alarm but...
What? No, no, that's a really weird conclusion to draw. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
What? No, no, that's a really weird conclusion to draw.
We decided to do some house calls on our very important... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
We decided to do some house calls on our very important...
That means "How are you?" in German. You say, "Gut." - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
That means "How are you?" in German. You say, &quo...
No, no. It's the mouth. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
No, no. It's the mouth.
Uh... I'm, uh... I, uh... I do some... mouth modelling? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Uh... I'm, uh... I, uh... I do some... mouth modelling?
Great mouth. Anyway, make yourself at home and take care of my babies. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Great mouth. Anyway, make yourself at home and take care of ...
# Hoff stuff, baby, want some Hoff stuff - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
# Hoff stuff, baby, want some Hoff stuff
# Free at last, kill the Hoff, kill the Hoff - Killing Hasselhoff 00:10
# Free at last, kill the Hoff, kill the Hoff
Let's do this shit. I'm gonna do this. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Let's do this shit. I'm gonna do this.
Barry, it's just the TV. Relax, bro. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Barry, it's just the TV. Relax, bro.
- You're making a huge mistake. - You fucking Ann was a huge mistake! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- You're making a huge mistake. - You fucking Ann was a...
I told you I didn't have sex with her. It was Susan, her roommate. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I told you I didn't have sex with her. It was Susan, he...
Unfortunate that she was coming out of the shower at that time, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
Unfortunate that she was coming out of the shower at that ti...
This is my first murder, dude. I'm just making this shit up as I go along, man. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
This is my first murder, dude. I'm just making this shi...
Don't be a fatalistic little bitch. We'll get you the money somehow. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Don't be a fatalistic little bitch. We'll get you ...
Hey, Chris. We've come to help you off the Hoff. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Hey, Chris. We've come to help you off the Hoff.
You can't kill me because if you do, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
You can't kill me because if you do,
Then the money would have blood over it. Who wants to have bloody money? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Then the money would have blood over it. Who wants to have b...
Oh, I get it. You're looking for Ted Nugent's house. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Oh, I get it. You're looking for Ted Nugent's hous...