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What you don't see underneath is this complicated human heart I have
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Killing Hasselhoff

What you don't see underneathis this complicated human heart I have

What you don't see underneath
is this complicated human heart I have

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What you don't see underneath is this complicated human heart I have.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:34
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
I wanna show the world the real me. I wanna go full Hoff. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I wanna show the world the real me. I wanna go full Hoff.
Look, if it's a rights issue, we could create our own superhero. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Look, if it's a rights issue, we could create our own s...
- It isn't a rights issue. - What? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- It isn't a rights issue. - What?
Obtainable goals. Obtainable. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Obtainable goals. Obtainable.
I have saved people's lives from mutant electric eels. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I have saved people's lives from mutant electric eels.
- On TV! - And in real life. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- On TV! - And in real life.
You have an autograph signing in two hours. Let's just focus on that. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
You have an autograph signing in two hours. Let's just ...
And I am a goddamn certified modern-day superhero. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
And I am a goddamn certified modern-day superhero.
And I am going to prove it to you. Love you. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
And I am going to prove it to you. Love you.
Great. Now I've gotta kill a guy who shoots lightning out of his dick. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Great. Now I've gotta kill a guy who shoots lightning o...
I realise this is probably a highly unpleasant situation for you - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
I realise this is probably a highly unpleasant situation for...
- I don't know where he is. - Bullshit. Start talking, lady. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- I don't know where he is. - Bullshit. Start talking, ...
It's... it's the truth. I swear. He thinks I slept with his best friend. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
It's... it's the truth. I swear. He thinks I slept...
Chris is terrible with money. He's in way over his head. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Chris is terrible with money. He's in way over his head...
- Yes. He is. - Please don't hurt him. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Yes. He is. - Please don't hurt him.
Little lady, please don't be confused by my tranquillity. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Little lady, please don't be confused by my tranquillit...
Chris is in some stupid celebrity death pool with his friends. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Chris is in some stupid celebrity death pool with his friend...
If David Hasselhoff dies, he wins something like a half a million dollars. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
If David Hasselhoff dies, he wins something like a half a mi...
Half-mil if the Hoff kicks the bucket? Fuck me. I want a piece of that. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Half-mil if the Hoff kicks the bucket? Fuck me. I want a pie...
Yeah, you know what? I do too. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Yeah, you know what? I do too.