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When the Hoff army found out he put a hit on me, he didn't stand a chance
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Killing Hasselhoff

When the Hoff army found out he puta hit on me, he didn't stand a chance

When the Hoff army found out he put
a hit on me, he didn't stand a chance

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When the Hoff army found out he put a hit on me, he didn't stand a chance.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:10:20
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
I've decided to invest some money in the club and help you renovate it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I've decided to invest some money in the club and help ...
On one condition. You stop playing the death pool. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
On one condition. You stop playing the death pool.
You're right. You're absolutely right. I am so sorry, David, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:09
You're right. You're absolutely right. I am so sor...
Now, you got a girl named Ann sitting right next to you - Killing Hasselhoff 00:08
Now, you got a girl named Ann sitting right next to you
- I love you. - I love you too. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- I love you. - I love you too.
Well, looks like my work here is done. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Well, looks like my work here is done.
All's well that ends well, right? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:16
All's well that ends well, right?
Ladies, listen, everything I know about crushing pussy and solving crimes - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
Ladies, listen, everything I know about crushing pussy and s...
Oh. Wait. You still remember our secret handshake! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Oh. Wait. You still remember our secret handshake!
- Of course. Boom! In the holster. - You still got it. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Of course. Boom! In the holster. - You still got it.
It's so fucking crazy. I don't deserve this. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
It's so fucking crazy. I don't deserve this.
Hey, you took a bullet to the chest. You deserve this. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Hey, you took a bullet to the chest. You deserve this.
Hey, Tommy. Lot of top-shelf pussy here tonight. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Hey, Tommy. Lot of top-shelf pussy here tonight.
There's no memorising lines, no cars or tits upstaging me. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
There's no memorising lines, no cars or tits upstaging ...
No, I'm out. No more death pool. I got everything I need right here. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
No, I'm out. No more death pool. I got everything I nee...
And I don't have anything against David. I respect him. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
And I don't have anything against David. I respect him.
- Chris Kim to the stage. - Who took Chris's spot in the pool? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Chris Kim to the stage. - Who took Chris's spot in th...
- No way! Who did you pick? - I picked myself. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- No way! Who did you pick? - I picked myself.
I'd like to welcome everybody to the grand reopening of Habitat! Give it up! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
I'd like to welcome everybody to the grand reopening of...
I'm so excited. I wanna introduce my new friend, my new business partner. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I'm so excited. I wanna introduce my new friend, my new...