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With these contracts so begins the Celebrity Death Pool 2016
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Killing Hasselhoff

With these contracts so beginsthe Celebrity Death Pool 2016

With these contracts so begins
the Celebrity Death Pool 2016

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With these contracts so begins the Celebrity Death Pool 2016.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:33
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
Yes! Whoo! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Yes! Whoo!
I remember a friend of mine once saying to me, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:10
I remember a friend of mine once saying to me,
This is gonna be our year. This man is definitely going to die. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
This is gonna be our year. This man is definitely going to d...
I just want you to know, I'm doing this godawful terrible thing for us. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
I just want you to know, I'm doing this godawful terrib...
Yeah, yeah, I know, it's a little sad that we bet on celebrities to die, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:10
Yeah, yeah, I know, it's a little sad that we bet on ce...
Fish? Did you kill yourself? Because if you didn't kill yourself, answer the door. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:06
Fish? Did you kill yourself? Because if you didn't kill...
Well, where shall I start? Oh, I know. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Well, where shall I start? Oh, I know.
My girlfriend's being probed on a regular basis - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
My girlfriend's being probed on a regular basis
Yesterday I accidentally hacked into Jenn's Facebook account, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:09
Yesterday I accidentally hacked into Jenn's Facebook ac...
A big description of some bastard with a huge cock. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
A big description of some bastard with a huge cock.
I know, right? It's like he's born to be on the cover of a romance novel. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I know, right? It's like he's born to be on the co...
He is the Latin Fabio. Oh, my God, he is beautiful. Just chiselled and... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
He is the Latin Fabio. Oh, my God, he is beautiful. Just chi...
What makes you think Jenn is banging this roided-out meathead anyway? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
What makes you think Jenn is banging this roided-out meathea...
To lick it all over from the base to the top. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
To lick it all over from the base to the top.
Once it is hard I'd like it inside me, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
Once it is hard I'd like it inside me,
- Fuck! I've gotta stop reading it. - Damn, that is graphic. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
- Fuck! I've gotta stop reading it. - Damn, that is gra...
Almost three years and she's writing this guy dick poetry. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Almost three years and she's writing this guy dick poet...
But on the bright side it is a terrible cock poem. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
But on the bright side it is a terrible cock poem.
Yeah. The metre's abysmal. The rhymes are forced. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Yeah. The metre's abysmal. The rhymes are forced.
Is... That's what you're telling me? That it's not gonna get published? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Is... That's what you're telling me? That it'...