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Killing Hasselhoff

Yeah, that worked out well.Obviously I suck at murdering. And now my life is aboutto get a...

Yeah, that worked out well.
Obviously I suck at murdering. And now my life is about
to get a whole lot more complicated

Full Transcript

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Yeah, that worked out well. Obviously I suck at murdering.
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And now my life is about to get a whole lot more complicated.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:21
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lotus Pictures,WWE Studios,Hyde Park Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark.
So, Redix, are you up to speed on what Wasserstein needs you to do? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
So, Redix, are you up to speed on what Wasserstein needs you...
Tall. Wonderful hair. Sexy motherfucker. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Tall. Wonderful hair. Sexy motherfucker.
Could you imagine Hasselhoff with a Selleck 'stache? Oh... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Could you imagine Hasselhoff with a Selleck 'stache? Oh...
No! I just... I mean, I would never... I mean, look at... - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
No! I just... I mean, I would never... I mean, look at...
I'm a gigantic rage-filled mocha-skinned badass - Killing Hasselhoff 00:09
I'm a gigantic rage-filled mocha-skinned badass
But inside it's a gay-ass book, baby. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
But inside it's a gay-ass book, baby.
After having the shit kicked out of me by those Hoff-loving carnies, - Killing Hasselhoff 00:07
After having the shit kicked out of me by those Hoff-loving ...
Gena Lee Nolin. You still look hot. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Gena Lee Nolin. You still look hot.
Winslow! Holy mother of God, you scared the shit out of me. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Winslow! Holy mother of God, you scared the shit out of me.
Zoink! Gotta take care of Mr Jack Hoff over there. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Zoink! Gotta take care of Mr Jack Hoff over there.
Do you know how many orgies this guy ruined with his weird sound effects? - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
Do you know how many orgies this guy ruined with his weird s...
No, thank you, thank you, thank you. Everybody, listen up! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
No, thank you, thank you, thank you. Everybody, listen up!
A toast! They say in life there are no second acts. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
A toast! They say in life there are no second acts.
I mean, sometimes there's five acts and the finale! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I mean, sometimes there's five acts and the finale!
- Hoff and the Fox! - Yeah! Fox and the Hoff! - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
- Hoff and the Fox! - Yeah! Fox and the Hoff!
You haven't changed a bit! Come here, you old motherfucker. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
You haven't changed a bit! Come here, you old motherfuc...
One, two, three, four, five. Breathe, little man. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
One, two, three, four, five. Breathe, little man.
Oh! Oh, oh, yeah. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:05
Oh! Oh, oh, yeah.
He's choking. Hang on, I got you, I got you, I got you. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
He's choking. Hang on, I got you, I got you, I got you.
I just saved two people's lives. You were in there getting a hand job. - Killing Hasselhoff 00:04
I just saved two people's lives. You were in there gett...