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Lord Percival Graves:
[after Ralph accuses Graves of undermining him]
This is an OUTRAGE! A VILE piece of slander! I demand to know the source of these allegations! Ralph Jones:
We have the signed confession of a royal page, Gordon Halliwell, who worked with Lord Graves. Lord Percival Graves:
I know NO SUCH MAN! Ralph Jones:
And several cheques made out to the photographers who took the pictures, signed by Lord Graves. Whose fingerprints were also on the photographs. Lord Percival Graves:
So! I saw them at the ball! Ralph Jones:
And Scotland Yard found the negatives at his house this morning. Lord Percival Graves:
[realizes he's been caught]
By what right can you order my arrest! Ralph Jones:
By the Treason Act of 1702 forbidding interference in the proper succesion of a monarch. Enacted by... [pause, as he recites the Order of the Kings poem to himself] Ralph Jones:
William III! various Members of Parliament:
[staggered throughout Parliament as Lord Graves is escorted out by Scotland Yard]
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! Dysentery:
[watching on TV]
That's right! String him up! Wanker!
[after Ralph accuses Graves of undermining him]
This is an OUTRAGE! A VILE piece of slander! I demand to know the source of these allegations! Ralph Jones:
We have the signed confession of a royal page, Gordon Halliwell, who worked with Lord Graves. Lord Percival Graves:
I know NO SUCH MAN! Ralph Jones:
And several cheques made out to the photographers who took the pictures, signed by Lord Graves. Whose fingerprints were also on the photographs. Lord Percival Graves:
So! I saw them at the ball! Ralph Jones:
And Scotland Yard found the negatives at his house this morning. Lord Percival Graves:
[realizes he's been caught]
By what right can you order my arrest! Ralph Jones:
By the Treason Act of 1702 forbidding interference in the proper succesion of a monarch. Enacted by... [pause, as he recites the Order of the Kings poem to himself] Ralph Jones:
William III! various Members of Parliament:
[staggered throughout Parliament as Lord Graves is escorted out by Scotland Yard]
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! Dysentery:
[watching on TV]
That's right! String him up! Wanker!
Full Transcript
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This is an outrage
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A vile piece of slander I demand to know the source of these accusations
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We have the confession of a royal page Gordon Halliwell who worked with you
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I know no such man
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And several cheques made out to the photographer signed by Lord Graves
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whose fingerprints were on the photos So I saw them at the ball
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Scotland Yard found the negatives in his house this morning
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By what right can you order my arrest
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By the Treason Act of 1702
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forbidding interference with the proper succession of a monarch enacted by
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Charlie Charlie James again William III
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Shame
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That's right String 'im up Wanker
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Movie Summary
A regular guy from America becomes king of England after a royal wipe-out puts him next in line.


