"Kingpin" quotes

Kingpin poster
A star bowler whose career was prematurely "cut off" hopes to ride a new prodigy to success and riches.

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Writer: Barry Fanaro, Mort Nathan
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sport
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $25,023,434
Released: 26 Jul 1996
Awards: N/A

111 Clips

Got word he died about 10 years ago - Kingpin 00:14
Got word he died about 10 years ago
I've done a lot of creepy things in my life - Kingpin 00:08
I've done a lot of creepy things in my life
Double or nothing I can pick up that spare - Kingpin 00:10
Double or nothing I can pick up that spare
Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music - Kingpin 00:06
Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music
Give us a chance to win our money back - Kingpin 00:36
Give us a chance to win our money back
Hi Mr Skidmark - Kingpin 00:03
Hi Mr Skidmark
I got to crap I need something to read Here use this shampoo - Kingpin 00:08
I got to crap I need something to read Here use this shampoo
Why would a bowler need a manager - Kingpin 00:36
Why would a bowler need a manager
What do you think about new beginnings - Kingpin 00:09
What do you think about new beginnings
Father please do something Oh yeah - Kingpin 00:08
Father please do something Oh yeah
Sorry Pa I was out in the cornfield and the stalks were broken - Kingpin 00:06
Sorry Pa I was out in the cornfield and the stalks were...
Hey Pa you got time for a game before supper - Kingpin 00:33
Hey Pa you got time for a game before supper
She checked out already She left with a couple of guys - Kingpin 00:12
She checked out already She left with a couple of guys
How about one more title sweetness - Kingpin 00:05
How about one more title sweetness
That was baloney It wasn't them you were saving It was me - Kingpin 00:07
That was baloney It wasn't them you were saving It was me
This feels weird Are you sure this is legal - Kingpin 00:09
This feels weird Are you sure this is legal
Hey Herb how's life - Kingpin 00:07
Hey Herb how's life
Sometimes when I wake up in the morning - Kingpin 00:06
Sometimes when I wake up in the morning
Can you believe this - Kingpin 00:24
Can you believe this
I mean the world can kick your ass - Kingpin 00:10
I mean the world can kick your ass
I didn't want to be the one to tell him but with those narrow hips - Kingpin 00:08
I didn't want to be the one to tell him but with those...
No way There's no way I can bet - Kingpin 00:24
No way There's no way I can bet
Come on boy Bowl - Kingpin 00:21
Come on boy Bowl
Ishmael likes me - Kingpin 00:10
Ishmael likes me
Ishmael always was a strange boy but he means well and we love him - Kingpin 00:06
Ishmael always was a strange boy but he means well and we...
Take that you freaky piece of shit - Kingpin 00:08
Take that you freaky piece of shit
You see bowling for money it's my only vice - Kingpin 00:17
You see bowling for money it's my only vice
Don't you think - Kingpin 00:04
Don't you think
Have you been drinking again - Kingpin 00:10
Have you been drinking again
Jonathan run a fly pattern all the way to the goal line - Kingpin 00:17
Jonathan run a fly pattern all the way to the goal line
You two know each other - Kingpin 00:08
You two know each other
Bye Brother Munson Bye whore - Kingpin 00:06
Bye Brother Munson Bye whore
I don't drink coffee - Kingpin 00:21
I don't drink coffee
She said handsome not handless - Kingpin 00:05
She said handsome not handless
Just be quiet Okay - Kingpin 00:18
Just be quiet Okay
Just because you spend most of your time in the missionary position - Kingpin 00:36
Just because you spend most of your time in the missionary...
You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels - Kingpin 00:05
You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels
So Roy let me ask you - Kingpin 00:36
So Roy let me ask you
What have you been doing all these years - Kingpin 00:35
What have you been doing all these years
Ten frames - Kingpin 00:06
Ten frames
What about a gross of fluorescent condoms - Kingpin 00:22
What about a gross of fluorescent condoms
I'll say Probably a year for every topping on the table - Kingpin 00:35
I'll say Probably a year for every topping on the table
I don't know who the heck you think you are - Kingpin 00:11
I don't know who the heck you think you are
Look your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert - Kingpin 00:06
Look your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert
I know what you're thinking all right So just let me explain here - Kingpin 00:14
I know what you're thinking all right So just let me explain...
Half the dresses you got you need two hairdos to wear - Kingpin 00:05
Half the dresses you got you need two hairdos to wear
Tanqueray and Tab - Kingpin 00:12
Tanqueray and Tab
Must be tough when you're spanking your monkey - Kingpin 00:07
Must be tough when you're spanking your monkey
Mr Munson you all right - Kingpin 00:35
Mr Munson you all right
So you two are dictionary salesmen - Kingpin 00:09
So you two are dictionary salesmen
Roy can you get sick drinking piss - Kingpin 00:13
Roy can you get sick drinking piss
Yeah sure Thomas can raise a barn but can he pick up a 7 10 split - Kingpin 00:23
Yeah sure Thomas can raise a barn but can he pick up a 7 10...
How many children do you have Brother Hezakiah - Kingpin 00:18
How many children do you have Brother Hezakiah
It all comes down to this roll - Kingpin 00:34
It all comes down to this roll
Come on Mr Munson Wait wait wait - Kingpin 00:34
Come on Mr Munson Wait wait wait
Hey everybody there's a shit cloud coming - Kingpin 00:06
Hey everybody there's a shit cloud coming
Hey Captain Hook wait up - Kingpin 00:05
Hey Captain Hook wait up
Or if you get in a pinch - Kingpin 00:05
Or if you get in a pinch
You really should try to quit Mr Munson - Kingpin 00:20
You really should try to quit Mr Munson
Okay you want to bowl for some big money hey - Kingpin 00:20
Okay you want to bowl for some big money hey
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap - Kingpin 00:18
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap
Morning I hope you don't mind - Kingpin 00:28
Morning I hope you don't mind
It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy - Kingpin 00:18
It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy
It all comes down to this roll - Kingpin 01:25
It all comes down to this roll
Ishmael likes me - Kingpin 00:19
Ishmael likes me
Ishmael always was a strange boy - Kingpin 00:17
Ishmael always was a strange boy
I think I tore my sac - Kingpin 00:20
I think I tore my sac
I know what you're thinking - Kingpin 00:29
I know what you're thinking
What happened in there - Kingpin 01:32
What happened in there
I hope you don't mind - Kingpin 00:48
I hope you don't mind
I don't know who the heck you think you are - Kingpin 00:42
I don't know who the heck you think you are
I don't drink coffee - Kingpin 00:29
I don't drink coffee
I didn't want to be the one to tell him - Kingpin 00:30
I didn't want to be the one to tell him
You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels - Kingpin 00:16
You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels
You're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across - Kingpin 00:42
You're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across
Your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert - Kingpin 00:16
Your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert
You want to bowl for some big money - Kingpin 00:41
You want to bowl for some big money
You two are dictionary salesmen - Kingpin 00:22
You two are dictionary salesmen
You really should try to quit - Kingpin 00:56
You really should try to quit
How many children do you have - Kingpin 00:39
How many children do you have
He said handSOME - Kingpin 00:10
He said handSOME
Give us a chance to win our money back - Kingpin 02:13
Give us a chance to win our money back
Double or nothing I can pick up that spare - Kingpin 00:33
Double or nothing I can pick up that spare
Can you get sick drinkin' piss - Kingpin 00:21
Can you get sick drinkin' piss
Can you believe this - Kingpin 00:53
Can you believe this
Bye Brother Munson - Kingpin 00:11
Bye Brother Munson
Bowling for money - Kingpin 00:23
Bowling for money
Are you still drinking - Kingpin 00:21
Are you still drinking
You have a monkey - Kingpin 00:18
You have a monkey
You got time for a game before supper - Kingpin 01:40
You got time for a game before supper
You freaky piece of shit - Kingpin 00:19
You freaky piece of shit
You been drinking - Kingpin 00:20
You been drinking
Ya' need two hairdos to wear - Kingpin 00:18
Ya' need two hairdos to wear
WHO YOU CALLIN' A PSYCHO - Kingpin 00:12
WHO YOU CALLIN' A PSYCHO
Where'd I get  Munson  from - Kingpin 00:35
Where'd I get Munson from
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap - Kingpin 00:30
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap
What do you think about new beginnings - Kingpin 00:19
What do you think about new beginnings
What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room - Kingpin 01:00
What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the...
Thomas can raise a barn - Kingpin 00:57
Thomas can raise a barn
This feels weird - Kingpin 00:19
This feels weird
There's no way I can bet - Kingpin 00:49
There's no way I can bet
The world can really kick your ass - Kingpin 00:27
The world can really kick your ass
The name's not boy - Kingpin 00:11
The name's not boy
That's for Quakers - Kingpin 00:11
That's for Quakers
That coffee wasn't even hot - Kingpin 00:13
That coffee wasn't even hot
Tanqueray and Tab - Kingpin 00:32
Tanqueray and Tab
Sometimes when I wake up in the morning - Kingpin 00:20
Sometimes when I wake up in the morning
She checked out - Kingpin 00:23
She checked out
Run for your lives - Kingpin 00:19
Run for your lives
Run a fly pattern all the way to the goal line - Kingpin 00:16
Run a fly pattern all the way to the goal line
Probably a year for every topping on the table - Kingpin 00:59
Probably a year for every topping on the table

Cast

Roy Munson - Woody Harrelson
Ishmael - Randy Quaid
Claudia - Vanessa Angel
Ernie McCracken - Bill Murray
The Gambler - Chris Elliott
Mr. Boorg - William Jordan
Owner Of Stiffy's - Richard Tyson
Landlady - Lin Shaye
Thomas - Zen Gesner
Stanley Osmanski - Rob Moran
Calvert Munson - Daniel Greene
Young Roy - Will Rothhaar
1979 Bowling Buddy - Mark Charpentier
1979 Bowling Buddy - Brad Faxon
1979 Bowling Buddy - Billy Andrade
1979 Bowling Buddy - Paul DeWolf
Odor Eater Babe - Jill Lytle
Bunion Boy (as Willie Beauchene) - Bill Beauchene
Fatima - Sayed Badreya
1979 Waitress - Linda Carola
1979 Diner Floozy - Monica Shay
Beaver Valley Bowl Manager - Danny Murphy
Red Neck Stutterer - David Shackelford
Beaver Bowl Hustler - Mike Cerrone
Beaver Bowl Hustler - Mike Cavallo
Beaver Bowl Hustler - Rick Barker
Beaver Bowl Hustler - Paul Pelletier
Beaver Bowl Hustler - Tom Leasca
Beaver Bowl Hustler - Tom Lupo
Invisible Hustler - Jimmy Shay
Bowling Priest - Hank Brandt
Scranton Wino - Michael Corrente
Scranton Wino - Herbie Flynn
Cocktail Waitress - Suzan Hughes
Lancaster Bowl Manager - Googy Gress
Pennsylvania Hall O' Fame Bowler - Joe 'Smokey' Krawlicky
Baby In Carriage (as Ryan) - Ryan Heggs
Baby In Carriage - William Heggs
Mother With Carriage - Hillary Matthews
Purse Snatcher - Willie Garson
Sarah Boorg - Nancy Frey-Jarecki
Lucas Boorg - Robby Thibeau
Grandma Boorg - Helen Manfull
Amish Saw Guy - Terry Mullany
Amish Saw Guy (as Brian Stube) - Brian Stuebe
Amish Saw Guy - Jim Blake
Amish Saw Guy - Chris Spain
Amish Babe - Rose Smith-Lotenero
Amish Kid - Nicholas Greenbury
Amish Kid - Andrew Greenbury
Amish Bellringer - Pucky Lippincott
Make-Out King - Mark 'Chief' Wasler
Make-Out Queen - Gretchen Treser
Urinal Boy - Patrick Healy
McKnight Bowl Bartender - Sean Gildea
Dog Boy - Jackie Flynn
Tavern Band - Jonathan Richman
Tavern Band - Tommy Larkins
Waiter - Bob Weeks
Skidmark - Roger Clemens
Skidmark's Squirrel - Libby Langdon
Tavern Drunk (as Liza) - Liza Oxnard
Tavern Drunk - Wallace Lester
Tavern Drunk - Mark Pauperas
Tavern Drunk - Sid Greenbud
Tavern Drunk - Kipp Stroden
Tavern Drunk (as Sidney J. Bartholomew Jr.) - Sydney J. Bartholomew Jr.
Skidmark's Friend (as Rosey Brown) - Andre Rosey Brown
Skidmark's Friend - Mark Miosky
Bowling Steelworker - John Woodin
Bowling Steelworker - Gordie Merrick
Bowling Steelworker (as Steven R. Gehrke) - Steve Gehrke
Bowling Steelworker (as Clem 'Mandingo' Franek) - Clem Franek
Bowling Biker Babe - Kathy Farrelly
Bowling Biker Babe - Stacy Lundin
Bowling Farmer (as Jonathan 'Earl' Stein) - Jonathon 'Earl' Stein
Bowling Farmer - Alex Stohn
Beautiful Dancer (as Lori Bagley) - Lorri Bagley
Sexy Senior Bowler - Jo Marcus
Sexy Senior Bowler - Cecile Krevoy
Sexy Senior Bowler - Mary Stohn
Gas Station Attendant - Steve Tyler
Stiffy's Goon - John Stroehman
Stiffy's Goon (as Louis Charles Consolo) - Lou Consolo
Uncle Willy (as The Artist Formerly Known As Docky) - Docky
Silver Legacy Maid - Elizabeth Jordan
Silver Legacy Maid - Cynthia Farrelly Gesner
Silver Legacy Waitress - Joanne Wolfe
Silver Legacy Waitress - Danielle Parsons
T.V. Interviewer - Jane Pratt
T.V. Cameraman (as Steve Stabler) - Steven Stabler
Psycho Guy - Brian Mone
Cute Mother - Taryn Chilivis
Unified Fund Mom - Lisa Stothard
Unified Fund Mom (as Melinda Kocsis) - Melinda Farrelly
Unified Fund Mom - Rachel Wagner
Unified Fund Mom - Victoria Scott
Unified Fund Kid - Joshua Nelson
Pizza Guy - Kevin O'Brien
Nouchi's Gal - Nancy Farrelly
Courtesy Call Guy - Warren Tashjian
Tournament Sign-Up Lady - Mariann Farrelly
Tournament Sign-Up Lady - Aggie Byers
Bowling Tournament Announcer - John Popper
Pro Bowler - Don Julio
Pro Bowler - Kevin Civale
Pro Bowler - Brian Voss
Pro Bowler - Mark Roth
Pro Bowler - Justin Hromek
Pro Bowler - Ron Palumbi Jr.
Pro Bowler - Parker Bohn III
Pro Bowler - Randy Pedersen
Philips Head Bowler - John Cioffoletti
Store Clerk - Clint Allen
National Anthem Band - Urge Overkill
Big Ern's Valet - Jessica Byers
Big Ern's Valet - Julie Byers
Tournament Liaison - Preston Thomas
Tournament Liaison - Jeff Thomas
Self - Morganna
Mission Priest - John Neary
Barfly - George Bedard
Barfly - Joe Lewis
Stiffy's Announcer - George Christy
MIA Guy - Brad Norton
Custodian - Andy Taylor
Amish Dancing Dude - Scott Gasbarro
Amish Band - Blues Traveler
Extra (as Kimberly Greene) - Kim Greene
Extra - Paula Gregg
Extra (as Michael K. Budge) - Michael Budge
(as Johnny Jordan) - John-Eliot Jordan
Special Appearance By - Kelsey Jordan
Special Appearance By - Shannon Wimer
Special Appearance By - Joni-Ann Wimer
Special Appearance By - Mina Javid
Special Appearance By - Adam I. Wallace
Special Appearance By - Mike Healy
Special Appearance By - Jay W. Yowler
Special Appearance By - David Lane Langford
Special Appearance By - Danielle Valenciano
Special Appearance By (as Rolf Brekke) - Rolf Sigurd Brekke
Special Appearance By - Beth Mone
Extra (as Mike Listorti) - Michael Listorti
Special Appearance By - Robin Gau
Special Appearance By - David Sullivan
Special Appearance By - Jane Hill
Special Appearance By - Jimmy D'Andrea
Special Appearance By - Jimmy Badstibner
Special Appearance By - Dave Byers
Special Appearance By - Chris Meyers
Special Appearance By - Joyce Rover
Special Appearance By - J.J. Hill
Special Appearance By - Stephen Allison
Special Appearance By (as Brandon Cook) - Branden Cook
Special Appearance By - Bob Zampano
Special Appearance By - Tom Byers
Special Appearance By - Herman Santiesteban
Special Appearance By (as Ron Cowan) - Ronald Wm. Cowan
Special Appearance By - Christine Hampton
Special Appearance By - Scott Williams
Special Appearance By - Gary Carano
Special Appearance By - Glenn Carano
Special Appearance By (as Steve E. Ranger) - Steve Ranger
Bar Patron - Tony Amen
Amish Farmer - Joseph Del Giodice
Amish Boy - Barret Hackney
Amish Boy - Joby Harris
Amish Musician During Credits - Chan Kinchla
Bowling Alley Patron - Frederick E. Kowalo
Casino Patron - BJ Mezek
Stadium Worker - Herb Santos Jr.
Pro Bowler - Cory A Santos
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