No, I love a Jack and Coke, bruv. But I do agree with the part where you go fuck yourself
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A bottle in a secret wall. You really expect me to take that seriously? See, I think your story's horse shit. Y'all just trying to cover for a failed rescue mission. You're here for the lepidopterist, ain't you?Tequila:Okay, so your mystery bottle, huh?Tequila:Look anything like that, right there?Eggsy:Yes. Same brand, much older.Tequila:All right. Let's see here.Tequila:You know why the measurement of alcohol content is called 'proof'?Eggsy:Oh, fuck off!Merlin:Oh, for Pete's sake!Tequila:See, comes from back in the old days when pirates wanted to test the strength of their rum. They used to pour a little bit out on gunpowder.Tequila:Oh, that'll make you wanna slap your mama right there, boy. And then the gunpowder, if it burnt when they set it alight, they considered it proofTequila:that their rum was good and strong. But see, I ain't got no gunpowder on me, do I? But I'm pretty sure you boys'll make just as impressive of a sound when I set your balls on fire.Tequila:Or you could just tell me who the fuck y'all really are and how the hell you found us.Merlin:Look, for the last time, we have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call whiskey, which, by the way, is spelled without an 'e' and is nothing compared to a single malt scotch and you can go fuck yourself.Tequila:What about you?Eggsy:Me?Tequila:Yeah.Eggsy:No, I love a Jack and Coke, bruv. But I do agree with the part where you go fuck yourself
A bottle in a secret wall. You really expect me to take that seriously? See, I think your story's horse shit. Y'all just trying to cover for a failed rescue mission. You're here for the lepidopterist, ain't you?Tequila:Okay, so your mystery bottle, huh?Tequila:Look anything like that, right there?Eggsy:Yes. Same brand, much older.Tequila:All right. Let's see here.Tequila:You know why the measurement of alcohol content is called 'proof'?Eggsy:Oh, fuck off!Merlin:Oh, for Pete's sake!Tequila:See, comes from back in the old days when pirates wanted to test the strength of their rum. They used to pour a little bit out on gunpowder.Tequila:Oh, that'll make you wanna slap your mama right there, boy. And then the gunpowder, if it burnt when they set it alight, they considered it proofTequila:that their rum was good and strong. But see, I ain't got no gunpowder on me, do I? But I'm pretty sure you boys'll make just as impressive of a sound when I set your balls on fire.Tequila:Or you could just tell me who the fuck y'all really are and how the hell you found us.Merlin:Look, for the last time, we have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call whiskey, which, by the way, is spelled without an 'e' and is nothing compared to a single malt scotch and you can go fuck yourself.Tequila:What about you?Eggsy:Me?Tequila:Yeah.Eggsy:No, I love a Jack and Coke, bruv. But I do agree with the part where you go fuck yourself
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A bottle in a secret wall
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You really expect me to take that seriously
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See I think your story's horse shit
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Y'all just trying to cover for a failed rescue mission
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You here for the lepidopterist ain't you
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Okay so your mystery bottle
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Look anything like that right there
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Yes Same brand much older
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All right
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Let's see here
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You know why the measurement
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of alcohol content's called proof
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Fuck off
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For Pete's sake
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See comes from back in the old days
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when pirates wanted to test the strength of their rum
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They used to pour a little bit out on gunpowder
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That'll make you wanna slap your mama right there boy
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And if the gunpowder
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if it burnt when they set it alight
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they considered it proof
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that their rum was good and strong
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But see I ain't got no gunpowder on me do I
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But I'm pretty sure you boys'll make
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just as impressive of a sound
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when I set your balls on fire
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Or you could just tell me who the fuck y'all really are
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and how the hell y'all found us
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Look for the last time
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we have nothing to protect but our honor
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So you can take your cheap horse piss
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that you call whiskey
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which by the way is spelled without an e
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and is nothing compared to a single malt scotch
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and you can go fuck yourself
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What about you
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Me Yeah
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No I love a Jack and Coke bruv
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But I do agree with the part where you go fuck yourself
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Movie Summary
When an attack on the Kingsman headquarters takes place and a new villain rises, Eggsy and Merlin are forced to work together with the American agency known as the Statesman to save the world.
