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Princess Tilde:
Eggsy, I hope you're hungry.Eggsy:Oh, babe, I was gonna grab breakfast at work. This looks lovely, but I'm running late.Princess Tilde:I just thought maybe we could Practice? For tonight.Eggsy:Practice?Princess Tilde:Mm-hmm.Eggsy:Eating?Princess Tilde:You said you've never eaten at a palace before. And Pappa is sort of picky about table manners.Eggsy:Well, as it happens, babe, I've got this shit on lock. I know what every single one of them knives and forks is for.Harry Hart:This is a butter knife. It's the only one you need to remember; the rest of the cutlery is easy. You start from the outside, and you work your way in with each course.Harry Hart:And never let anyone describe you as 'H.K.L.P.'Eggsy:What is that?Harry Hart:'Holds knife like pen.' A habit erroneously described to be upper class dining etiquette.Harry Hart:It is quite the opposite.Harry Hart:White wine, pudding wine, red wine, water, and pop. Or whatever tipple takes your fancy.Eggsy:Am I supposed to wait for everyone else to be served before I start Eating?Harry Hart:Only if the dish being served is cold, or if the Queen is present. Otherwise, tuck in.Eggsy:Got to be honest... never really thought that royalty bit would be relevant. Harry would've been chuffed.Princess Tilde:Oh. I wish I could've met him.Eggsy:You miss him too, don't you, Mr. Pickle? Mmm?Eggsy:Mr. Pickle says, 'Yeah'
Eggsy, I hope you're hungry.Eggsy:Oh, babe, I was gonna grab breakfast at work. This looks lovely, but I'm running late.Princess Tilde:I just thought maybe we could Practice? For tonight.Eggsy:Practice?Princess Tilde:Mm-hmm.Eggsy:Eating?Princess Tilde:You said you've never eaten at a palace before. And Pappa is sort of picky about table manners.Eggsy:Well, as it happens, babe, I've got this shit on lock. I know what every single one of them knives and forks is for.Harry Hart:This is a butter knife. It's the only one you need to remember; the rest of the cutlery is easy. You start from the outside, and you work your way in with each course.Harry Hart:And never let anyone describe you as 'H.K.L.P.'Eggsy:What is that?Harry Hart:'Holds knife like pen.' A habit erroneously described to be upper class dining etiquette.Harry Hart:It is quite the opposite.Harry Hart:White wine, pudding wine, red wine, water, and pop. Or whatever tipple takes your fancy.Eggsy:Am I supposed to wait for everyone else to be served before I start Eating?Harry Hart:Only if the dish being served is cold, or if the Queen is present. Otherwise, tuck in.Eggsy:Got to be honest... never really thought that royalty bit would be relevant. Harry would've been chuffed.Princess Tilde:Oh. I wish I could've met him.Eggsy:You miss him too, don't you, Mr. Pickle? Mmm?Eggsy:Mr. Pickle says, 'Yeah'
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Eggsy I hope you're hungry
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Babe I was gonna grab breakfast at work
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This looks lovely but I'm running late
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I just thought maybe we could practice
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For tonight
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Practice
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Eating
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You said you've never eaten at a palace before
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And Pappa is sort of picky about table manners
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Well as it happens babe I've got this shit on lock
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I know what every single one
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of them knives and forks is for
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This is a butter knife
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It's the only one you need to remember
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the rest of the cutlery is easy
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You start from the outside
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and you work your way in with each course
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And never let anyone describe you as H K L P
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What's that
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Holds knife like pen
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A habit erroneously believed
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to be upper class dining etiquette
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It is quite the opposite
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White wine pudding wine red wine water and pop
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Or whatever tipple takes your fancy
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Am I supposed to wait for everyone else
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to be served before I start eating
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Only if the dish being served is cold
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Or if the Queen is present Otherwise tuck in
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Got to be honest
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never really thought the royalty bit would be relevant
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Harry would've been chuffed
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I wish I could've met him
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You miss him too don't you Mr Pickle
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Mr Pickle says Yeah
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Movie Summary
When an attack on the Kingsman headquarters takes place and a new villain rises, Eggsy and Merlin are forced to work together with the American agency known as the Statesman to save the world.


