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Eggsy:
Now we've finished the debrief, Harry, here's a couple of welcome back gifts. First up, a brand new Kingsman watch. Advanced software, it can hack into anything with a microchip. It is the bollocks. And, Merlin.Merlin:I made you these.Harry Hart:A-ha.Harry Hart:Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy. How do I look?Merlin:You look...Very Drunk Redneck:Like some faggot lookin' for an eye fuckin'. Now, why don't you get out of our bar before I take out your other one?Whiskey:Now, is that any way to welcome a visitor from out of town, moonshine?Very Drunk Redneck:Okay. Suck my southern dick, bitch.Harry Hart:Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary.Harry Hart:Good day, sir.Very Drunk Redneck:Well, what are you ladies waiting for?Harry Hart: Manners... maketh... man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.Harry Hart:Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to...Whiskey:Well, pick him up. Now that is not what I call a Kentucky welcome. Manners... maketh... man. Let me translate that for you.Harry Hart:What's wrong with me, Merlin? I thought you fixed me.Merlin:Well, we rebuilt your neural pathways, but it'll take time to get your coordination back.Harry Hart:And the phantom butterflies?Merlin:You will experience episodes, lapses of clarity. You'll be back to normal soon.Whiskey:Whoo. I feel like a tornado in a trailer park
Now we've finished the debrief, Harry, here's a couple of welcome back gifts. First up, a brand new Kingsman watch. Advanced software, it can hack into anything with a microchip. It is the bollocks. And, Merlin.Merlin:I made you these.Harry Hart:A-ha.Harry Hart:Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy. How do I look?Merlin:You look...Very Drunk Redneck:Like some faggot lookin' for an eye fuckin'. Now, why don't you get out of our bar before I take out your other one?Whiskey:Now, is that any way to welcome a visitor from out of town, moonshine?Very Drunk Redneck:Okay. Suck my southern dick, bitch.Harry Hart:Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary.Harry Hart:Good day, sir.Very Drunk Redneck:Well, what are you ladies waiting for?Harry Hart: Manners... maketh... man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.Harry Hart:Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to...Whiskey:Well, pick him up. Now that is not what I call a Kentucky welcome. Manners... maketh... man. Let me translate that for you.Harry Hart:What's wrong with me, Merlin? I thought you fixed me.Merlin:Well, we rebuilt your neural pathways, but it'll take time to get your coordination back.Harry Hart:And the phantom butterflies?Merlin:You will experience episodes, lapses of clarity. You'll be back to normal soon.Whiskey:Whoo. I feel like a tornado in a trailer park
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Now
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why don't you get out of our bar
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before I take out your other one
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Now is that any way to welcome a visitor
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from out of town moonshine
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Okay
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Suck my southern dick
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bitch
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I don't think that'll be necessary
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Good day sir
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Well
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What are you ladies waitin' for
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Manners
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maketh
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man
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Do you know what that means
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Then let me teach you a lesson
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Are we going to stand around here all day
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Or are we going to
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You big
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Well pick him up
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Now that is not what I call a Kentucky welcome
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Manners maketh man
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Let me translate that for you
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What's wrong with me Merlin
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I thought you fixed me
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Well we rebuilt your neural pathways
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But it'll take time to get your coordination back
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And the phantom butterflies
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You will experience episodes
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lapses of clarity
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You'll be back to normal soon
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I feel like a tornado in a trailer park
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Movie Summary
When an attack on the Kingsman headquarters takes place and a new villain rises, Eggsy and Merlin are forced to work together with the American agency known as the Statesman to save the world.





