Now we've finished the debrief, Harry, here's a couple of welcome back gifts. First up, a...
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Eggsy:
Now we've finished the debrief, Harry, here's a couple of welcome back gifts. First up, a brand new Kingsman watch. Advanced software, it can hack into anything with a microchip. It is the bollocks. And, Merlin.
Merlin:
I made you these.
[Merlin hands Harry an eyeglass case. Harry opens it]
Harry Hart:
A-ha.
[Harry removes his eyepatch and puts on the new glasses]
Harry Hart:
Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy. How do I look?
Merlin:
You look...
Very Drunk Redneck:
Like some faggot lookin' for an eye fuckin'. Now, why don't you get out of our bar before I take out your other one?
Whiskey:
Now, is that any way to welcome a visitor from out of town, moonshine?
Very Drunk Redneck:
Okay. Suck my southern dick, bitch.
Harry Hart:
Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary.
[gets up]
Harry Hart:
Good day, sir.
[Harry walks towards the exit]
Very Drunk Redneck:
Well, what are you ladies waiting for?
Harry Hart:
[locking the front door]
Manners... maketh... man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.
[Harry slings a beer mug with his umbrella towards the redneck, but misses and Whiskey catches it. He approaches the redneck and his gang, but butterfly hallucinations surround his vision]
Harry Hart:
Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to...
[another redneck punches him from the left. Harry struggles to fight with the gang until Whiskey lassos him out of the way]
Whiskey:
Well, pick him up. Now that is not what I call a Kentucky welcome. Manners... maketh... man. Let me translate that for you.
[Whiskey begins to rough up the rednecks with his lasso]
Harry Hart:
What's wrong with me, Merlin? I thought you fixed me.
Merlin:
Well, we rebuilt your neural pathways, but it'll take time to get your coordination back.
[Whiskey attacks the rednecks with his bull whip]
Harry Hart:
And the phantom butterflies?
Merlin:
You will experience episodes, lapses of clarity. You'll be back to normal soon.
[Whiskey throws the last redneck out the window]
Whiskey:
Whoo. I feel like a tornado in a trailer park.
Transcript
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Now we're brothers working side by side
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All our resources are now yours
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You can rebuild
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Yeah y'all shittin' in high cotton now
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Agent Tequila this is a formal occasion
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where's your tie and jacket
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Sorry sir
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Maybe the Kingsman boys can dress you properly
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To our union
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To our union
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Final order of business
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we would be honored
Clip duration: 39 seconds
Views: 291
Timestamp in movie: 02h 11m 04s
Uploaded: 18 March, 2022
Genres: action, adventure, comedy, science fiction, crime
Summary: When an attack on the Kingsman headquarters takes place and a new villain rises, Eggsy and Merlin are forced to work together with the American agency known as the Statesman to save the world.
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00:35 You're late
00:10 Well if you save the world
00:37 You know my mama
00:39 But I'm pretty sure you boys'll make
00:27 All I felt was loneliness
00:38 Neither is the back
00:06 Put alpha gel on that dickhead
00:37 I'm home
00:28 Meet my terms
00:29 That's right It was a blank
00:25 This is amazing
00:34 Give me the code
00:30 Got the passes from my contact
00:35 We go shopping
00:36 You mind if I share your cab
00:24 So fellas
00:43 Happy birthday to you
00:08 It's delicious
00:25 The exact same thing happened to Harry
00:36 Looking good Merlin