Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

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A young man named Gary "Eggsy" Unwin (Taron Egerton), whose father died when he was a young boy, is dealing with living with the creep his mother is with now, who mistreats her and him. He goes out and does something to one of the creep's friends. He gets arrested and he calls the number a man gave him around the time his father died, to call if he needs help. A man named Harry Hart (Colin Firth) approaches him and tells him he's the one who helped him. He tells him that he knew his father. When the man Eggsy slighted wants some payback, Harry takes care of him and his companions single-handedly. Harry then tells Eggsy that he's part of a secret organization called "The Kingsman", and his father was also part of it. He died trying to make the world safe. Harry offers Eggsy the opportunity to be a Kingsman, and he takes it. He undergoes a gruelling training course. Harry is looking into the demise of another Kingsman, and the trail leads him to tech billionaire Valentine, a.k.a. "V" (...

Director: Matthew Vaughn
Writer: Jane Goldman (screenplay by), Matthew Vaughn (screenplay by), Mark Millar (based on the comic book "The Secret Service" by), Dave Gibbons (based on the comic book "The Secret Service" by)
Production: 20th Century Fox
Year: 2014
MetaScore: 60/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $119,469,511
Released: 13 Feb 2015
Awards: 8 wins & 26 nominations.


60 Clips & Quotes

I'm a Catholic whore - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:42 I'm a Catholic whore There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:45 There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man Do you know what that means - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:23 Do you know what that means This ain't that kind of movie - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:29 This ain't that kind of movie And then you humiliate me by stealing my boss' car - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:11 And then you humiliate me by stealing my boss' car Would sir care for a drink - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:27 Would sir care for a drink What do you see - Kingsman: The Secret Service 04:38 What do you see I will be right back - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:24 I will be right back Looking good - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:12 Looking good Are we going to stand around here all day - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:20 Are we going to stand around here all day The suit is the modern gentleman's armour - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:32 The suit is the modern gentleman's armour Merlin said you wanted to see me - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:10 Merlin said you wanted to see me Is he dead - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:20 Is he dead I've had a rather emotional day - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:50 I've had a rather emotional day It's a pleasure to meet you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:50 It's a pleasure to meet you So we going up or down - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:44 So we going up or down I wanted to - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:50 I wanted to 'To Pee or Not to Pee - Kingsman: The Secret Service 03:02 'To Pee or Not to Pee As some of you will have learned last night - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:38 As some of you will have learned last night Sorry about that - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:17 Sorry about that Do I look like I give a fuck - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:22 Do I look like I give a fuck What this is - Kingsman: The Secret Service 04:25 What this is Gotta save the world - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:11 Gotta save the world Customer complaints - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:08 Customer complaints I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:19 I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far So you want to donate to my foundation - Kingsman: The Secret Service 03:47 So you want to donate to my foundation Turn that shit off - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:37 Turn that shit off Mankind is the virus - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:15 Mankind is the virus You will shit - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:15 You will shit So before you was a tailor - Kingsman: The Secret Service 04:37 So before you was a tailor Fucking missed it - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:43 Fucking missed it Fuck that guy - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:25 Fuck that guy Who the fuck are you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:32 Who the fuck are you It's all yours - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:50 It's all yours Perfect timing - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:27 Perfect timing Congratulations - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:38 Congratulations I've had a lot of fun with this - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:09 I've had a lot of fun with this I don't know - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:26 I don't know Ever heard of knocking - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:51 Ever heard of knocking You don't know - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:57 You don't know Is Kingsman worth dying for - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:13 Is Kingsman worth dying for I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:16 I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be... On average - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:10 On average Would you like a lift home - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:46 Would you like a lift home Congratulations on completing your first task - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:43 Congratulations on completing your first task Can I help you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:17 Can I help you Harry's dead - Kingsman: The Secret Service 03:24 Harry's dead I hope not to be scraping one of you up - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:32 I hope not to be scraping one of you up Ladies and gentlemen - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:06 Ladies and gentlemen Not brogues - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:16 Not brogues You didn't - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:09 You didn't Petty crime - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:22 Petty crime Everything is clean - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:05 Everything is clean I'm so sorry - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:47 I'm so sorry This is Zero One Alpha - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:50 This is Zero One Alpha And I say to you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 04:18 And I say to you Son of a bitch - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:10 Son of a bitch True nobility is being superior to your former self - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:29 True nobility is being superior to your former self You throw away your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:42 You throw away your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog Thank you for such a 'happy' meal - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:14 Thank you for such a 'happy' meal

Cast

Terrorist (as Adrian Quentin) - Adrian Quinton
Harry Hart - Colin Firth
Merlin - Mark Strong
Lancelot - Jack Davenport
Little Eggsy - Alex Nikolov
Michelle Unwin - Samantha Womack
Professor Arnold - Mark Hamill
Big Goon - Velibor Topic
Gazelle - Sofia Boutella
Valentine - Samuel L. Jackson
Arthur - Michael Caine
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin - Taron Egerton
Dean - Geoff Bell
Poodle - Jordan Long
Jamal - Tobi Bakare
Rottweiler - Morgan Watkins
Policeman - Ralph Ineson
Charlie - Edward Holcroft
Nathaniel - Nicholas Agnew
Hugo - Tom Prior
Amelia - Fiona Hampton
Scandinavian Prime Minister (as Björn Floberg) - Bjørn Floberg
Princess Tilde - Hanna Alström
Valentine's Assistant 1 - Johanna Taylor
Lady Sophie - Lily Travers
The Interrogator - Richard Brake
Kingsman Tailor - Andrew Bridgmont
Church Leader - Corey Johnson
Church Blonde Woman - Anne Wittman
Arctic Guard - Andrei Lenart
Valentine's Butler - Simon Green
Valentine's Assistant 2 (as Lazara) - Lazara Storm
Sky News Reader - Sarah Hewson
Sky News Reader - Jayne Secker
Sky News Reader - Lukwesa Burak
Kingsman Knight - James Clayton
Kingsman Knight - Nick English
Kingsman Knight - Charles Filmer
Kingsman Knight - Bimbo Hart
Kingsman Knight - Chester King
Kingsman Knight - Alastair MacIntosh
Kingsman Knight - Carlos Peres
Murderous Girl - Talin Agon
Valentines private army - Nathan Aldous
Head of Business - Mohammed Ali
Rwandan Rebel - David Olawale Ayinde
Private Soldier - Mark Baxter
US Defence Secretary - Roy Beck
Doorman at Megan's - Tom Bell
Presbytarian - Francesca Bennett
Private Army - Paul Biddiss
Shop Customer - Paulina Boneva
Chelsea Club Party Guest - Alexander Bracq
Henchman Army - Jay E Brown
Dean's Gang Member #2 - Jaymes Butler
Arctic Guard - Jamie B. Chambers
Business Elite - Daniel Chapple
Private Soldier - Alan Chimes
Head of Business - Bern Collaço
Church goer - Christoph Cordell
Church Goer - Justin Cosh
Police Officer - Graham Curry
Passerby - Leigh Dent
Doberman - Ben Dilloway
Britney - Erica Emm
Church Goer - David Few-Cooper
Programmed Spectator - Yolandi Franken
Bike Boy - Demeko Frazer
Valentines Secret Army Soldier - Kevin Fyfe
Reporter - Neve Gachev
Rockstar - Alex Gillison
Valentines Secret Army Soldier - Dave Goshorn
Shop Customer - Claire Greasley
Dean's Gang Member / Church Congregation - James Harris
Churchgoer (Special Action) - Matt Harris
Murderous Girl - Stefanie Harris
Churchgoer - John Hiorns
Private Soldier - Leigh Holland
Young Arthur - Matt Hookings
Reporter - Laura Hydari
Younger Russian Child - Maria Ivanova
Sim Card Buyer - Rajesh Kalhan
Russian child - Rodion Kilinc
Policeman - Jefferson King
Lauren - Anna Krippa
Private Soldier - Jorge Leon Martinez
Arctic Commando - Marian Lorencik
Party Guest - Stuart Matthews
Church Congregation - Matthew David McCarthy
Church Parishoner - Stephen McDade
Church Congregation (Special Action) - Allistair McNab
Dean's Gang Member - Rory Mulroe
Club Guest - Yoni Nadav
Dean's Gang Member #3 - Cali Nelle
African Diplomat - Emeson Nwolie
Church Goer - Richard Ochampaugh
Fashionista - Tatsujiro Oto
Valentines Private Army - Oliver Price
Man on Lounger - Milan Pulvermacher
Private Soldier - Diezel Ramos
Church goer (Special Action) - James Michael Rankin
Church Goer - Caroline Guy Roberta
U.S. Congregation / Newsagent Queue - Steve Saunders
Red Carpet Celebrity - Kelly Schembri
Businesswoman - Tina Simmons
Fashionista - Clem So
Worshiper - Richard Stanley
Valentines Private Army - Kierran Stevenson
Church Congregation (Special Action) - Leon Symnz
Valentine private army - David Terry
Princess Tilde's Bodyguard - Damien Walters
Murderous Girl - Naomi Westerman
Arctic Commando - Daniel Westwood
Obamas Aid (White House Bunker) - Chris Wilson
Club DJ - Ryan Young
Valentines Private Army - Miroslav Zaruba