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"Kingsman: The Secret Service" quotes

Kingsman: The Secret Service poster
A spy organisation recruits a promising street kid into the agency's training program, while a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius.

Director: Matthew Vaughn
Writer: Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn, Mark Millar
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 2014
MetaScore: 60/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $128,261,724
Released: 13 Feb 2015
Awards: 11 wins & 35 nominations

76 video clips

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I'm a Catholic whore - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:14 I'm a Catholic whore As Hemingway said There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:10 As Hemingway said There is nothing noble in being superior... What's up man - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:20 What's up man Would sir care for a drink - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:15 Would sir care for a drink You shot your dog and had it stuffed You fucking freak - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:34 You shot your dog and had it stuffed You fucking freak Sorry love Gotta save the world - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:08 Sorry love Gotta save the world And thank you for such a happy meal - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06 And thank you for such a happy meal Are you mental cuz - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 Are you mental cuz So we going up or down Neither - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:21 So we going up or down Neither So where was you posted Iraq or something - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 So where was you posted Iraq or something The suit is a modern gentleman's armor - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:12 The suit is a modern gentleman's armor Gotta admit I was really intrigued to meet you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:30 Gotta admit I was really intrigued to meet you Is he dead - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06 Is he dead Oh like in My Fair Lady - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:28 Oh like in My Fair Lady Looking good Eggsy - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:08 Looking good Eggsy I wanted to Clever isn't it - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:35 I wanted to Clever isn't it Sorry about that Needed to let off a little steam - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06 Sorry about that Needed to let off a little steam That was the headline the day after I defused a dirty bomb in Paris - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 That was the headline the day after I defused a dirty bomb... As some of you will have learned last night - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 As some of you will have learned last night I look like I give a fuck Just get it done - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05 I look like I give a fuck Just get it done And you Eggsy - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:29 And you Eggsy Customer Complaints how may I help you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:30 Customer Complaints how may I help you Sorry love Gotta save the world - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:04 Sorry love Gotta save the world Eggsy I swear you want to fucking stop it - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 Eggsy I swear you want to fucking stop it I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05 I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far Humankind is the only virus cursed to live - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05 Humankind is the only virus cursed to live Honestly this whiskey it's amazing - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:07 Honestly this whiskey it's amazing See what he just did It's called an opinion opener - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:35 See what he just did It's called an opinion opener Fucking missed it - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:34 Fucking missed it It's all yours - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 It's all yours Fuck that guy whoever he is I'm gonna - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 Fuck that guy whoever he is I'm gonna Perfect timing Gentleman's just finished - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:37 Perfect timing Gentleman's just finished Who's to blame for you quitting the Marines - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:28 Who's to blame for you quitting the Marines Hugo Digby - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:37 Hugo Digby This knife can save your life - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:35 This knife can save your life What the fuck's wrong with them I don't know - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:33 What the fuck's wrong with them I don't know Hell man you know me Money's not my issue - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 Hell man you know me Money's not my issue I've had a lot of fun with this - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:34 I've had a lot of fun with this We each spend on average 2 000 a year on cell phone and Internet usage - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:35 We each spend on average 2 000 a year on cell phone and... Is Kingsman really worth dying for - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 Is Kingsman really worth dying for I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:34 I very much regret that your husband's bravery... Welcome aboard - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:19 Welcome aboard Would you like a lift home - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:19 Would you like a lift home Hello Can I help you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:30 Hello Can I help you Congratulations on completing your first task - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:35 Congratulations on completing your first task And I hope not to be scraping one of you up - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:10 And I hope not to be scraping one of you up Oxfords not brogues Words to live by Eggsy - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:08 Oxfords not brogues Words to live by Eggsy You didn't stop shit - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05 You didn't stop shit Everything is clean - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:37 Everything is clean Ladies and gentlemen my name is Merlin - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:34 Ladies and gentlemen my name is Merlin Arthur Harry's dead - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 Arthur Harry's dead I'm so sorry sir but a gentleman is completing his fitting - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:18 I'm so sorry sir but a gentleman is completing his... Huge IQ great performance at primary school - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:10 Huge IQ great performance at primary school We have secured Falcon I say again we have secured Falcon - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:27 We have secured Falcon I say again we have secured Falcon Son of a bitch - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:04 Son of a bitch Don't touch Sorry Your Royal Highness - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 Don't touch Sorry Your Royal Highness Do you know what that means - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:23 Do you know what that means Are we going to stand around here all day - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06 Are we going to stand around here all day Well this ain't that kind of movie - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06 Well this ain't that kind of movie Manners - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:23 Manners Congratulations Mycroft you just graduated from my pilot to my valet - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:10 Congratulations Mycroft you just graduated from my pilot to... You don't land in the K you're not in the K - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05 You don't land in the K you're not in the K Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06 Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to... Now this is a dope ass top hat - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:09 Now this is a dope ass top hat Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06 Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to... Yes please - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05 Yes please And I say to you bear witness - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:41 And I say to you bear witness

Cast

Terrorist (as Adrian Quentin) - Adrian Quinton
Harry Hart - Colin Firth
Merlin - Mark Strong
Lee - Jonno Davies
Lancelot - Jack Davenport
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