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"Kingsman: The Secret Service" quotes

Kingsman: The Secret Service poster
A spy organisation recruits a promising street kid into the agency's training program, while a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius.

Director: Matthew Vaughn
Writer: Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn, Mark Millar
Production: N/A
Year: 2014
MetaScore: 60/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $128,261,724
Released: 13 Feb 2015
Awards: 11 wins & 35 nominations

127 Clips

And I say to you bear witness - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:37
And I say to you bear witness
Don't touch Sorry Your Royal Highness - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36
Don't touch Sorry Your Royal Highness
Son of a bitch - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:04
Son of a bitch
We have secured Falcon I say again we have secured Falcon - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:27
We have secured Falcon I say again we have secured Falcon
Yes please - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:04
Yes please
Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06
Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to...
Huge IQ great performance at primary school - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:10
Huge IQ great performance at primary school
I'm so sorry sir but a gentleman is completing his fitting - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:18
I'm so sorry sir but a gentleman is completing his fitting
Arthur Harry's dead - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36
Arthur Harry's dead
Ladies and gentlemen my name is Merlin - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:34
Ladies and gentlemen my name is Merlin
Everything is clean - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:37
Everything is clean
You didn't stop shit - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05
You didn't stop shit
Oxfords not brogues Words to live by Eggsy - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:08
Oxfords not brogues Words to live by Eggsy
And I hope not to be scraping one of you up - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:10
And I hope not to be scraping one of you up
Congratulations on completing your first task - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:35
Congratulations on completing your first task
Now this is a dope ass top hat - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06
Now this is a dope ass top hat
Hello Can I help you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:30
Hello Can I help you
Would you like a lift home - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:19
Would you like a lift home
Welcome aboard - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:19
Welcome aboard
Ever heard of knocking - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:09
Ever heard of knocking
I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:34
I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be...
Is Kingsman really worth dying for - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36
Is Kingsman really worth dying for
We each spend on average 2 000 a year on cell phone and Internet usage - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:35
We each spend on average 2 000 a year on cell phone and...
I've had a lot of fun with this - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:34
I've had a lot of fun with this
Hell man you know me Money's not my issue - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36
Hell man you know me Money's not my issue
What the fuck's wrong with them I don't know - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:33
What the fuck's wrong with them I don't know
This knife can save your life - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:35
This knife can save your life
Hugo Digby - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:37
Hugo Digby
Who's to blame for you quitting the Marines - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:28
Who's to blame for you quitting the Marines
Perfect timing Gentleman's just finished - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:37
Perfect timing Gentleman's just finished
Fuck that guy whoever he is I'm gonna - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36
Fuck that guy whoever he is I'm gonna
It's all yours - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36
It's all yours
Fucking missed it - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:34
Fucking missed it
See what he just did It's called an opinion opener - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:35
See what he just did It's called an opinion opener
See what he just did It's called an opinion opener - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:27
See what he just did It's called an opinion opener
Honestly this whiskey it's amazing - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:07
Honestly this whiskey it's amazing
You don't land in the K you're not in the K - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05
You don't land in the K you're not in the K
Humankind is the only virus cursed to live - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05
Humankind is the only virus cursed to live
I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05
I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far
Eggsy I swear you want to fucking stop it - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36
Eggsy I swear you want to fucking stop it
Sorry love Gotta save the world - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:04
Sorry love Gotta save the world
Congratulations Mycroft you just graduated from my pilot to my valet - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06
Congratulations Mycroft you just graduated from my pilot to...
Customer Complaints how may I help you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:30
Customer Complaints how may I help you
And you Eggsy - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:29
And you Eggsy
Manners - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:23
Manners
I look like I give a fuck Just get it done - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05
I look like I give a fuck Just get it done
As some of you will have learned last night - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36
As some of you will have learned last night
That was the headline the day after I defused a dirty bomb in Paris - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36
That was the headline the day after I defused a dirty bomb...
Sorry about that Needed to let off a little steam - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06
Sorry about that Needed to let off a little steam
I wanted to Clever isn't it - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:35
I wanted to Clever isn't it
Looking good Eggsy - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:08
Looking good Eggsy
Oh like in My Fair Lady - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:28
Oh like in My Fair Lady
Is he dead - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06
Is he dead
Gotta admit I was really intrigued to meet you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:30
Gotta admit I was really intrigued to meet you
The suit is a modern gentleman's armor - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:12
The suit is a modern gentleman's armor
So where was you posted Iraq or something - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36
So where was you posted Iraq or something
So we going up or down Neither - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:21
So we going up or down Neither
Well this ain't that kind of movie - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05
Well this ain't that kind of movie
Are you mental cuz - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36
Are you mental cuz
And thank you for such a happy meal - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06
And thank you for such a happy meal
Sorry love Gotta save the world - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:08
Sorry love Gotta save the world
You shot your dog and had it stuffed You fucking freak - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:34
You shot your dog and had it stuffed You fucking freak
Would sir care for a drink - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:15
Would sir care for a drink
What's up man - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:20
What's up man
Is this the part where you say some really bad pun - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:18
Is this the part where you say some really bad pun
As Hemingway said There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:10
As Hemingway said There is nothing noble in being superior...
I'm a Catholic whore - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:14
I'm a Catholic whore
I've had a rather emotional day - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:50
I've had a rather emotional day
I've had a lot of fun with this - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:09
I've had a lot of fun with this
It's all yours - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:50
It's all yours
It's a pleasure to meet you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:50
It's a pleasure to meet you
Is Kingsman worth dying for - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:13
Is Kingsman worth dying for
Is he dead - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:20
Is he dead
I'm so sorry - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:47
I'm so sorry
I'm a Catholic whore - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:42
I'm a Catholic whore
I will be right back - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:24
I will be right back
I wanted to - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:50
I wanted to
I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:16
I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be...
I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:19
I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far
I hope not to be scraping one of you up - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:32
I hope not to be scraping one of you up
I don't know - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:26
I don't know
You will shit - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:15
You will shit
You throw away your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:42
You throw away your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog
Harry's dead - Kingsman: The Secret Service 03:24
Harry's dead
Gotta save the world - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:11
Gotta save the world
Fucking missed it - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:43
Fucking missed it
Fuck that guy - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:25
Fuck that guy
Everything is clean - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:05
Everything is clean
Ever heard of knocking - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:51
Ever heard of knocking
Do you know what that means - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:23
Do you know what that means
Do I look like I give a fuck - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:22
Do I look like I give a fuck
Customer complaints - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:08
Customer complaints
Congratulations - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:38
Congratulations
Congratulations on completing your first task - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:43
Congratulations on completing your first task
Can I help you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:17
Can I help you
As some of you will have learned last night - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:38
As some of you will have learned last night
Are we going to stand around here all day - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:20
Are we going to stand around here all day
And I say to you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 04:18
And I say to you
You don't know - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:57
You don't know
You didn't - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:09
You didn't
Would sir care for a drink - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:27
Would sir care for a drink
Would you like a lift home - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:46
Would you like a lift home
Who the fuck are you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:32
Who the fuck are you
What this is - Kingsman: The Secret Service 04:25
What this is
What do you see - Kingsman: The Secret Service 04:38
What do you see
Turn that shit off - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:37
Turn that shit off
True nobility is being superior to your former self - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:29
True nobility is being superior to your former self
'To Pee or Not to Pee - Kingsman: The Secret Service 03:02
'To Pee or Not to Pee
This is Zero One Alpha - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:50
This is Zero One Alpha
This ain't that kind of movie - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:29
This ain't that kind of movie
The suit is the modern gentleman's armour - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:32
The suit is the modern gentleman's armour
Thank you for such a 'happy' meal - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:14
Thank you for such a 'happy' meal
Sorry about that - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:17
Sorry about that
Son of a bitch - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:10
Son of a bitch
So before you was a tailor - Kingsman: The Secret Service 04:37
So before you was a tailor
So you want to donate to my foundation - Kingsman: The Secret Service 03:47
So you want to donate to my foundation
So we going up or down - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:44
So we going up or down
Petty crime - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:22
Petty crime
Perfect timing - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:27
Perfect timing
On average - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:10
On average
Not brogues - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:16
Not brogues
Merlin said you wanted to see me - Kingsman: The Secret Service 01:10
Merlin said you wanted to see me
Mankind is the virus - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:15
Mankind is the virus
Looking good - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:12
Looking good
Ladies and gentlemen - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:06
Ladies and gentlemen
And then you humiliate me by stealing my boss' car - Kingsman: The Secret Service 02:11
And then you humiliate me by stealing my boss' car
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:45
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man

Cast

Terrorist (as Adrian Quentin) - Adrian Quinton
Harry Hart - Colin Firth
Merlin - Mark Strong
Lancelot - Jack Davenport
Little Eggsy - Alex Nikolov
Michelle Unwin - Samantha Womack
Professor Arnold - Mark Hamill
Big Goon - Velibor Topic
Gazelle - Sofia Boutella
Valentine - Samuel L. Jackson
Arthur - Michael Caine
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin - Taron Egerton
Dean - Geoff Bell
Poodle - Jordan Long
Jamal - Tobi Bakare
Rottweiler - Morgan Watkins
Policeman - Ralph Ineson
Charlie - Edward Holcroft
Nathaniel - Nicholas Agnew
Hugo - Tom Prior
Amelia - Fiona Hampton
Scandinavian Prime Minister (as Björn Floberg) - Bjørn Floberg
Princess Tilde - Hanna Alström
Valentine's Assistant 1 - Johanna Taylor
Lady Sophie - Lily Travers
The Interrogator - Richard Brake
Kingsman Tailor - Andrew Bridgmont
Church Leader - Corey Johnson
Church Blonde Woman - Anne Wittman
Arctic Guard - Andrei Lenart
Valentine's Butler - Simon Green
Valentine's Assistant 2 (as Lazara) - Lazara Storm
Sky News Reader - Sarah Hewson
Sky News Reader - Jayne Secker
Sky News Reader - Lukwesa Burak
Kingsman Knight - James Clayton
Kingsman Knight - Nick English
Kingsman Knight - Charles Filmer
Kingsman Knight - Bimbo Hart
Kingsman Knight - Chester King
Kingsman Knight - Alastair MacIntosh
Kingsman Knight - Carlos Peres
Murderous Girl - Talin Agon
Valentines private army - Nathan Aldous
Head of Business - Mohammed Ali
Rwandan Rebel - David Olawale Ayinde
Private Soldier - Mark Baxter
US Defence Secretary - Roy Beck
Doorman at Megan's - Tom Bell
Presbytarian - Francesca Bennett
Private Army - Paul Biddiss
Shop Customer - Paulina Boneva
Chelsea Club Party Guest - Alexander Bracq
Henchman Army - Jay E Brown
Dean's Gang Member #2 - Jaymes Butler
Arctic Guard - Jamie B. Chambers
Business Elite - Daniel Chapple
Private Soldier - Alan Chimes
Head of Business - Bern Collaço
Church goer - Christoph Cordell
Church Goer - Justin Cosh
Police Officer - Graham Curry
Passerby - Leigh Dent
Doberman - Ben Dilloway
Britney - Erica Emm
Church Goer - David Few-Cooper
Programmed Spectator - Yolandi Franken
Bike Boy - Demeko Frazer
Valentines Secret Army Soldier - Kevin Fyfe
Reporter - Neve Gachev
Rockstar - Alex Gillison
Valentines Secret Army Soldier - Dave Goshorn
Shop Customer - Claire Greasley
Dean's Gang Member / Church Congregation - James Harris
Churchgoer (Special Action) - Matt Harris
Murderous Girl - Stefanie Harris
Churchgoer - John Hiorns
Private Soldier - Leigh Holland
Young Arthur - Matt Hookings
Reporter - Laura Hydari
Younger Russian Child - Maria Ivanova
Sim Card Buyer - Rajesh Kalhan
Russian child - Rodion Kilinc
Policeman - Jefferson King
Lauren - Anna Krippa
Private Soldier - Jorge Leon Martinez
Arctic Commando - Marian Lorencik
Party Guest - Stuart Matthews
Church Congregation - Matthew David McCarthy
Church Parishoner - Stephen McDade
Church Congregation (Special Action) - Allistair McNab
Dean's Gang Member - Rory Mulroe
Club Guest - Yoni Nadav
Dean's Gang Member #3 - Cali Nelle
African Diplomat - Emeson Nwolie
Church Goer - Richard Ochampaugh
Fashionista - Tatsujiro Oto
Valentines Private Army - Oliver Price
Man on Lounger - Milan Pulvermacher
Private Soldier - Diezel Ramos
Church goer (Special Action) - James Michael Rankin
Church Goer - Caroline Guy Roberta
U.S. Congregation / Newsagent Queue - Steve Saunders
Red Carpet Celebrity - Kelly Schembri
Businesswoman - Tina Simmons
Fashionista - Clem So
Worshiper - Richard Stanley
Valentines Private Army - Kierran Stevenson
Church Congregation (Special Action) - Leon Symnz
Valentine private army - David Terry
Princess Tilde's Bodyguard - Damien Walters
Murderous Girl - Naomi Westerman
Arctic Commando - Daniel Westwood
Obamas Aid (White House Bunker) - Chris Wilson
Club DJ - Ryan Young
Valentines Private Army - Miroslav Zaruba