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"Kingsman: The Secret Service" quotes

Kingsman: The Secret Service poster
A spy organisation recruits a promising street kid into the agency's training program, while a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius.

Director: Matthew Vaughn
Writer: Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn, Mark Millar
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 2014
MetaScore: 60/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $128,261,724
Released: 13 Feb 2015
Awards: 11 wins & 35 nominations

76 Clips

Church LeaderMerlinValentineGazelleHarry HartChurch Blonde WomanGary 'Eggsy' UnwinLancelotInterrogatorKingsman TailorArthurCharlieProfessor ArnoldMichelle UnwinLittle EggsyThe InterrogatorPresidentDeanPoodleBig GoonOperatorRoxyPrincess TildeWaiter
And I say to you bear witness - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:41 And I say to you bear witness Yes please - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05 Yes please Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06 Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to... Now this is a dope ass top hat - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:09 Now this is a dope ass top hat Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06 Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to... You don't land in the K you're not in the K - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05 You don't land in the K you're not in the K Congratulations Mycroft you just graduated from my pilot to my valet - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:10 Congratulations Mycroft you just graduated from my pilot to... Manners - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:23 Manners Well this ain't that kind of movie - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06 Well this ain't that kind of movie Are we going to stand around here all day - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06 Are we going to stand around here all day Do you know what that means - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:23 Do you know what that means Don't touch Sorry Your Royal Highness - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 Don't touch Sorry Your Royal Highness Son of a bitch - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:04 Son of a bitch We have secured Falcon I say again we have secured Falcon - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:27 We have secured Falcon I say again we have secured Falcon Huge IQ great performance at primary school - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:10 Huge IQ great performance at primary school I'm so sorry sir but a gentleman is completing his fitting - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:18 I'm so sorry sir but a gentleman is completing his fitting Arthur Harry's dead - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 Arthur Harry's dead Ladies and gentlemen my name is Merlin - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:34 Ladies and gentlemen my name is Merlin Everything is clean - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:37 Everything is clean You didn't stop shit - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05 You didn't stop shit Oxfords not brogues Words to live by Eggsy - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:08 Oxfords not brogues Words to live by Eggsy And I hope not to be scraping one of you up - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:10 And I hope not to be scraping one of you up Congratulations on completing your first task - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:35 Congratulations on completing your first task Hello Can I help you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:30 Hello Can I help you Would you like a lift home - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:19 Would you like a lift home Welcome aboard - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:19 Welcome aboard I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:34 I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be... Is Kingsman really worth dying for - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 Is Kingsman really worth dying for We each spend on average 2 000 a year on cell phone and Internet usage - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:35 We each spend on average 2 000 a year on cell phone and... I've had a lot of fun with this - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:34 I've had a lot of fun with this Hell man you know me Money's not my issue - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 Hell man you know me Money's not my issue What the fuck's wrong with them I don't know - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:33 What the fuck's wrong with them I don't know This knife can save your life - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:35 This knife can save your life Hugo Digby - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:37 Hugo Digby Who's to blame for you quitting the Marines - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:28 Who's to blame for you quitting the Marines Perfect timing Gentleman's just finished - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:37 Perfect timing Gentleman's just finished Fuck that guy whoever he is I'm gonna - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 Fuck that guy whoever he is I'm gonna It's all yours - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 It's all yours Fucking missed it - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:34 Fucking missed it See what he just did It's called an opinion opener - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:35 See what he just did It's called an opinion opener Honestly this whiskey it's amazing - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:07 Honestly this whiskey it's amazing Humankind is the only virus cursed to live - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05 Humankind is the only virus cursed to live I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05 I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far Eggsy I swear you want to fucking stop it - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 Eggsy I swear you want to fucking stop it Sorry love Gotta save the world - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:04 Sorry love Gotta save the world Customer Complaints how may I help you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:30 Customer Complaints how may I help you And you Eggsy - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:29 And you Eggsy I look like I give a fuck Just get it done - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:05 I look like I give a fuck Just get it done As some of you will have learned last night - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 As some of you will have learned last night That was the headline the day after I defused a dirty bomb in Paris - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 That was the headline the day after I defused a dirty bomb... Sorry about that Needed to let off a little steam - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06 Sorry about that Needed to let off a little steam I wanted to Clever isn't it - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:35 I wanted to Clever isn't it Looking good Eggsy - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:08 Looking good Eggsy Oh like in My Fair Lady - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:28 Oh like in My Fair Lady Is he dead - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06 Is he dead Gotta admit I was really intrigued to meet you - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:30 Gotta admit I was really intrigued to meet you The suit is a modern gentleman's armor - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:12 The suit is a modern gentleman's armor So where was you posted Iraq or something - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 So where was you posted Iraq or something So we going up or down Neither - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:21 So we going up or down Neither Are you mental cuz - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:36 Are you mental cuz And thank you for such a happy meal - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:06 And thank you for such a happy meal Sorry love Gotta save the world - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:08 Sorry love Gotta save the world You shot your dog and had it stuffed You fucking freak - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:34 You shot your dog and had it stuffed You fucking freak Would sir care for a drink - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:15 Would sir care for a drink What's up man - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:20 What's up man As Hemingway said There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:10 As Hemingway said There is nothing noble in being superior... I'm a Catholic whore - Kingsman: The Secret Service 00:14 I'm a Catholic whore

Cast

Terrorist (as Adrian Quentin) - Adrian Quinton
Harry Hart - Colin Firth
Merlin - Mark Strong
Lee - Jonno Davies
Lancelot - Jack Davenport
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