Oh, shit, I can't watch this. Get over here
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[Harry Hart is in a hate group church] Church Leader:
And I say to you, bear witness! Watch the news. Watch the news. AIDS! Floods! The blood of the innocent, spilled! And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God. Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion! And yet, some still doubt this is the work of the Antichrist! You do not have to be a Jew, a nigger, a whore or an atheistic, science-loving evolution spouter... Merlin:
[watching the sermon]
Charming sermon. Can you see Valentine anywhere? Church Leader:
So, my friends, although he is a just God, he is just a vengeful one and there can be no turning back from the almighty wrath... Gazelle:
Are you sure we're out of range? Valentine:
We're over 1,000 feet away. What's wrong? Gazelle:
What if the calculations are wrong? Valentine:
You just have to trust me. Church Leader:
...Jew, nigger, fag lovers, and the devil is burning them for all eternity. Harry Hart:
Would you excuse me? Church Blonde Woman:
Where are you going? [Harry tries to leave the church] Church Blonde Woman:
Hey! What's your problem? Harry Hart:
I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. Valentine:
Oh, shit. He's leaving. I'm starting the test now. Let's hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards. Church Leader:
[continuing his sermon]
I kindly ask you to sit down, my friend! Church Blonde Woman:
Just leave this church! You just leave this church like the infidel you are! Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies! You will drown in the blood of the Lord! He will not save you! [as Harry is about to shoot the woman Valentine starts his test and Harry, under the effects of the test, shoots the woman and everyone in the church attacks each other] Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin:
[surprised at what happened]
Holy fuck! Valentine:
Oh, shit, I can't watch this. Get over here
And I say to you, bear witness! Watch the news. Watch the news. AIDS! Floods! The blood of the innocent, spilled! And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God. Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion! And yet, some still doubt this is the work of the Antichrist! You do not have to be a Jew, a nigger, a whore or an atheistic, science-loving evolution spouter... Merlin:
[watching the sermon]
Charming sermon. Can you see Valentine anywhere? Church Leader:
So, my friends, although he is a just God, he is just a vengeful one and there can be no turning back from the almighty wrath... Gazelle:
Are you sure we're out of range? Valentine:
We're over 1,000 feet away. What's wrong? Gazelle:
What if the calculations are wrong? Valentine:
You just have to trust me. Church Leader:
...Jew, nigger, fag lovers, and the devil is burning them for all eternity. Harry Hart:
Would you excuse me? Church Blonde Woman:
Where are you going? [Harry tries to leave the church] Church Blonde Woman:
Hey! What's your problem? Harry Hart:
I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. Valentine:
Oh, shit. He's leaving. I'm starting the test now. Let's hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards. Church Leader:
[continuing his sermon]
I kindly ask you to sit down, my friend! Church Blonde Woman:
Just leave this church! You just leave this church like the infidel you are! Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies! You will drown in the blood of the Lord! He will not save you! [as Harry is about to shoot the woman Valentine starts his test and Harry, under the effects of the test, shoots the woman and everyone in the church attacks each other] Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin:
[surprised at what happened]
Holy fuck! Valentine:
Oh, shit, I can't watch this. Get over here
Full Transcript
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Don't touch Sorry Your Royal Highness
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But you've got a big role to play in getting the Scandinavian region back on track
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You're popular inspirational and you have the power to galvanize the people
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Now whether you're on board or not
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I'm going to have to insist on getting you somewhere I can ensure your safety
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How about you Prime Minister You in or out
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Well I think it's about time that a politician did something that
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actually made a difference
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Too true
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What Take her away
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Movie Summary
A spy organisation recruits a promising street kid into the agency's training program, while a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius.
Actors
Church Leader
Merlin
Gazelle
Valentine
Church Blonde Woman
Gary 'eggsy' Unwin
