"Kingsman: The Secret Service" quotes

00:41 And I say to you bear witness 00:05 Yes please 00:06 Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to... 00:09 Now this is a dope ass top hat 00:06 Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to... 00:05 You don't land in the K you're not in the K 00:10 Congratulations Mycroft you just graduated from my pilot to... 00:23 Manners 00:06 Well this ain't that kind of movie 00:06 Are we going to stand around here all day 00:23 Do you know what that means 00:36 Don't touch Sorry Your Royal Highness 00:04 Son of a bitch 00:27 We have secured Falcon I say again we have secured Falcon 00:10 Huge IQ great performance at primary school 00:18 I'm so sorry sir but a gentleman is completing his fitting 00:36 Arthur Harry's dead 00:34 Ladies and gentlemen my name is Merlin 00:37 Everything is clean 00:05 You didn't stop shit 00:08 Oxfords not brogues Words to live by Eggsy 00:10 And I hope not to be scraping one of you up 00:35 Congratulations on completing your first task 00:30 Hello Can I help you 00:19 Would you like a lift home 00:19 Welcome aboard 00:34 I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be... 00:36 Is Kingsman really worth dying for 00:35 We each spend on average 2 000 a year on cell phone and... 00:34 I've had a lot of fun with this 00:36 Hell man you know me Money's not my issue 00:33 What the fuck's wrong with them I don't know 00:35 This knife can save your life 00:37 Hugo Digby 00:28 Who's to blame for you quitting the Marines 00:37 Perfect timing Gentleman's just finished 00:36 Fuck that guy whoever he is I'm gonna 00:36 It's all yours 00:34 Fucking missed it 00:35 See what he just did It's called an opinion opener 00:07 Honestly this whiskey it's amazing 00:05 Humankind is the only virus cursed to live 00:05 I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far 00:36 Eggsy I swear you want to fucking stop it 00:04 Sorry love Gotta save the world 00:30 Customer Complaints how may I help you 00:29 And you Eggsy 00:05 I look like I give a fuck Just get it done 00:36 As some of you will have learned last night 00:36 That was the headline the day after I defused a dirty bomb... 00:06 Sorry about that Needed to let off a little steam 00:35 I wanted to Clever isn't it 00:08 Looking good Eggsy 00:28 Oh like in My Fair Lady 00:06 Is he dead 00:30 Gotta admit I was really intrigued to meet you 00:12 The suit is a modern gentleman's armor 00:36 So where was you posted Iraq or something 00:21 So we going up or down Neither 00:36 Are you mental cuz 00:06 And thank you for such a happy meal 00:08 Sorry love Gotta save the world 00:34 You shot your dog and had it stuffed You fucking freak 00:15 Would sir care for a drink 00:20 What's up man 00:10 As Hemingway said There is nothing noble in being superior... 00:14 I'm a Catholic whore