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A murder mystery brings together a private eye, a struggling actress, and a thief masquerading as an actor.

Director: Shane Black
Writer: Brett Halliday, Shane Black
Production: Warner Brothers, Silver Pictures
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $4,243,756
Released: 18 Nov 2005
Awards: 5 wins & 16 nominations

69 Clips & Quotes

My  2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 01:09 My 2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift We gotta move her somewhere - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 01:28 We gotta move her somewhere Badly's an adverb - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:37 Badly's an adverb Where the fuck is Harmony - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 01:10 Where the fuck is Harmony Do you think I'm stupid - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:22 Do you think I'm stupid I'm knee deep in pussy - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:25 I'm knee deep in pussy How about yours - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:44 How about yours What is it out here with these women - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 02:24 What is it out here with these women Thanks for coming - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:53 Thanks for coming She's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:36 She's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal She's just resting her eyes for a minute - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:27 She's just resting her eyes for a minute He called her a - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:14 He called her a In movies where the studio gets all paranoid about a downer ending so the guy shows up - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 01:01 In movies where the studio gets all paranoid about a downer... You don't get it - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:30 You don't get it You'd better be her doctor - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 01:02 You'd better be her doctor She had something - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 01:27 She had something You want to see something cool - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:13 You want to see something cool What are you drinking - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:41 What are you drinking Thank god you had a gun in there - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:31 Thank god you had a gun in there If thats gonna frustrate you - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:26 If thats gonna frustrate you I want you to picture a bullet in your head - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:24 I want you to picture a bullet in your head You think I'm amazing - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 01:01 You think I'm amazing By now you may wonder how I wound up here - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:37 By now you may wonder how I wound up here I sent Harmony home believing A - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:36 I sent Harmony home believing A Is she a looker - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:35 Is she a looker What do you want - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 01:35 What do you want You've got 30 of my fucking seconds - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:17 You've got 30 of my fucking seconds Harmony was right - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:29 Harmony was right It's a Derringer - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:35 It's a Derringer Merry Christmas - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:25 Merry Christmas I tell him about destiny - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 01:09 I tell him about destiny And that's how she got to the same party as me - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 01:21 And that's how she got to the same party as me Doesn't that suck - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:24 Doesn't that suck Don't blame yourself - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:43 Don't blame yourself What are you doing - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:49 What are you doing I invented dice when I was a kid - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:26 I invented dice when I was a kid I hear that all the time - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:52 I hear that all the time I suck the heads off of fish - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:22 I suck the heads off of fish Rule number one - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:37 Rule number one Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:18 Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock I'd understand if you wanted to take a swing at me - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:20 I'd understand if you wanted to take a swing at me Captain fucking Magic - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:08 Captain fucking Magic Single gayest thing you've ever done - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:16 Single gayest thing you've ever done If I leave you the keys - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:13 If I leave you the keys How did you get away - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:24 How did you get away Not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1950's - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:26 Not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1950's I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:19 I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club How pitying someone and wanting to fuck them can get all tangled up in your head - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 01:25 How pitying someone and wanting to fuck them can get all... You wanna know who we are - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:27 You wanna know who we are Use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:19 Use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight Stop multiplying - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:12 Stop multiplying You think that's funny huh - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:19 You think that's funny huh I don't like him - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:17 I don't like him Do you have to smoke - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:36 Do you have to smoke I'm going to be an actress - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:12 I'm going to be an actress Do not play detective - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:24 Do not play detective Watch your hand - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:06 Watch your hand Where's my present - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:22 Where's my present Told her I wasn't really a nipple   DETECTIVE - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:27 Told her I wasn't really a nipple DETECTIVE This is every shade of wrong - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:15 This is every shade of wrong Are you a detective - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:28 Are you a detective Chook Chutney - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:19 Chook Chutney He discovered me - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 01:31 He discovered me Hesitate to call - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:36 Hesitate to call Badly is an adverb - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:43 Badly is an adverb Here we all are - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:55 Here we all are How about you do - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:27 How about you do She slept with Chook Chutney - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:16 She slept with Chook Chutney I want you to picture a bullet inside your head right now - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 01:06 I want you to picture a bullet inside your head right now

Cast

Harry Lockhart - Robert Downey Jr.
Gay Perry - Val Kilmer
Harmony Faith Lane - Michelle Monaghan
Harlan Dexter - Corbin Bernsen
Mr. Frying Pan - Dash Mihok
Dabney Shaw - Larry Miller
Mr. Fire - Rockmond Dunbar
Pink Hair Girl - Shannyn Sossamon
Harry Lockhart - Age 9 - Indio Falconer Downey
Harmony Faith Lane - Age 7 - Ariel Winter
Chainsaw Kid - Duane Carnahan
Richie - Josh Richman
Pistol Woman - Martha Hackett
N.Y. Casting Woman - Nancy Fish
N.Y. Cop - Bill McAdams Jr.
B-Movie Actress - Tanja Reichert
Creature - Jake McKinnon
Harmony Faith Lane - Age 14 - Stephanie Pearson
Protocop (as Chris Gilman) - Christopher Gilman
Local News Reporter - Brendan Fehily
Agent Type - David Newsom
Gift Bag Girl - Judie Aronson
Marleah - Ali Hillis
Homicide Cop (as Wiley Pickett) - Wiley M. Pickett
Lobby Cop - Joe Keyes
Hotel Concierge (as Bobby Tuttle) - Daniel Bobby Tuttle
Patrol Cop - Jake Eberle
News Anchor (as Saida Rodriguez-Pagan) - Saida Pagan
Party Girl - Lela Edgar
Pink Hair Girl's Dog - Stevie
Newswoman - Teresa Herrera
Woman in Hospital Blues - Kathy Lamkin
Dexter Clinic Guard - Evan Parke
Aurelio - Vincent Laresca
Dexter Goon - Brian Simpson
Dexter Goon (as Cole McKay) - Cole S. McKay
Dexter Goon (as Ben Bray) - Ben Hernandez Bray
Harmony's Dad - Harrison Young
Eugene (credit only) - Joel Michaely
Upscale Women - Jessica Anderson
Harry Lockhart - Age 16 - Richard Alan Brown
Model at Party - Mary Castro
Cool Guy at Party - Justin A. Davis
Kristin - Deanna Dozier
Pool Party Girl - Cat Rowe Farquharson
Pool Party Guest - Sebastian Feldman
Bear in Genaros Beer Commercial (voice) - Laurence Fishburne
B-Movie Actor - Richard Grieco
Dancer - Nathan Kim
Pie Eating Contest Kid - Jaelin Palmer
Actor at Audition - Jasen Salvatore
Young Harmony's Dad - Steve Somers
Abe Lincoln - Tom Willett
Woman in Pool - Rachel Zeskind