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"Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" quotes

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang poster
After being mistaken for an actor, a New York thief is sent to Hollywood to train under a private eye for a potential movie role, but the duo are thrown together with a struggling actress into a murder mystery.

Director: Shane Black
Writer: Brett Halliday, Shane Black
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, mystery
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $4,243,756
Released: 11 Nov 2005
Awards: 5 wins & 16 nominations

77 video clips

Gay PerryHarry LockhartAgent TypeHarmony Faith LaneMr. Frying PanMr. FireHarmony's DadB-movie ActressHarlan DexterHarmony Age 7Woman In Hospital BluesPink Hair GirlDexter Clinic GuardDabney Shaw
Are you a detective - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:28 Are you a detective My 2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:20 My 2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift Okay first things first We gotta move her somewhere You got gloves - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:36 Okay first things first We gotta move her somewhere You got... Go Sleep badly - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:17 Go Sleep badly What I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:35 What I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff We got it Do you think I'm stupid - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:11 We got it Do you think I'm stupid Still gay Me No - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:08 Still gay Me No What What is it out here with these women - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:35 What What is it out here with these women For starters she's been fucked more times than she's had hot meals - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:10 For starters she's been fucked more times than... He called her a Well a bad word - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:04 He called her a Well a bad word Is she dead No She's resting her eyes for a minute - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:08 Is she dead No She's resting her eyes for a minute You don't get it do you This isn't good cop bad cop - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:09 You don't get it do you This isn't good cop bad... Yeah boo hiss I know Look I hate it too - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:26 Yeah boo hiss I know Look I hate it too She had something that gal this quality - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:35 She had something that gal this quality No no Look you want to see something cool - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:20 No no Look you want to see something cool I'm interrupting I feel badly What are you drinking - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:18 I'm interrupting I feel badly What are you drinking That's it Please stay for the end credits - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:14 That's it Please stay for the end credits Thank God you had a gun in there I thought it was a gay thing - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:08 Thank God you had a gun in there I thought it was a gay... Or you can sleep here But it would only be sleeping Harry - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:14 Or you can sleep here But it would only be sleeping Harry You know what you better be her doctor - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:30 You know what you better be her doctor I want you to picture a bullet inside your head Can you do that for me - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:06 I want you to picture a bullet inside your head Can you do... You do You think I'm so amazing - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:21 You do You think I'm so amazing By now you may wonder how I wound up here or maybe not - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:11 By now you may wonder how I wound up here or maybe not Doesn't that suck I just hit you for no reason - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:04 Doesn't that suck I just hit you for no reason And that's how she got to the same party as me - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:22 And that's how she got to the same party as me I sent her home believing A we'd meet tomorrow to go over her case - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:10 I sent her home believing A we'd meet tomorrow to go... Harmony was right her sister was murdered - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:10 Harmony was right her sister was murdered Merry Christmas Sorry I fucked you over - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:07 Merry Christmas Sorry I fucked you over Is she a looker Oh man - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:15 Is she a looker Oh man Okay you've got 30 of my fucking seconds thrill me - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:06 Okay you've got 30 of my fucking seconds thrill me It's tiny Is this real - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:18 It's tiny Is this real Well now here we all are - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:20 Well now here we all are Don't blame yourself Listen - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:24 Don't blame yourself Listen What do you want - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:35 What do you want Yeah Hey Harmony it's me - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:10 Yeah Hey Harmony it's me Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:04 Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock I tell him about destiny He's shaking his head - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:23 I tell him about destiny He's shaking his head So what do you do - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:11 So what do you do Rule number one This business real life it's boring - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:14 Rule number one This business real life it's boring Friendship is sacred What are you doing - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:17 Friendship is sacred What are you doing I understand if you wanna take a swing at me You fuck - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:05 I understand if you wanna take a swing at me You fuck By the way this thing - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:06 By the way this thing God Harry Shit if I leave the keys can you take yourself to the hospital - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:07 God Harry Shit if I leave the keys can you take yourself to... God I'm sore - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:08 God I'm sore Captain Fucking Magic - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:06 Captain Fucking Magic I was tired I was pissed I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:07 I was tired I was pissed I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at... I prefer Genaros but what do I know I'm a bear I suck the heads off fish - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:07 I prefer Genaros but what do I know I'm a bear I suck... Keep talking Keep talking You wanna know who we are - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:16 Keep talking Keep talking You wanna know who we are Watch your hand Harry - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:04 Watch your hand Harry Remember how I said this high school chick haunted me - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:30 Remember how I said this high school chick haunted me People kissing people This is wrong This is every shade of wrong - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:06 People kissing people This is wrong This is every shade of... It's Christmas where's my present Slick - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:07 It's Christmas where's my present Slick Harold use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:06 Harold use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless... Eight percent And you stop multiplying - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:04 Eight percent And you stop multiplying You think that's funny huh I'm gonna break your nose now - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:05 You think that's funny huh I'm gonna break your... This is not a book This is not a movie - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:04 This is not a book This is not a movie Yeah looking back I maybe should've told her - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:07 Yeah looking back I maybe should've told her I'm going to be an actress - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:04 I'm going to be an actress Do you have to smoke You want me to put it out - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:09 Do you have to smoke You want me to put it out No I don't like him Kurt Cobain he took my cricket - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:06 No I don't like him Kurt Cobain he took my cricket Chook Chutney Yeah he's gay - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:06 Chook Chutney Yeah he's gay I want you to picture a bullet inside your head Can you do that for me - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:19 I want you to picture a bullet inside your head Can you do... The guy smoking that's Dabney Shaw my producer He discovered me - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:32 The guy smoking that's Dabney Shaw my producer He... How about yours - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:15 How about yours Don't worry I saw the last Lord of the Rings - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:09 Don't worry I saw the last Lord of the Rings So the whole reconcilement thing - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:09 So the whole reconcilement thing How about you Did your father love you - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:15 How about you Did your father love you Rule number one This business real life it's boring - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:12 Rule number one This business real life it's boring Say again They gave her back - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:07 Say again They gave her back Right Oh God - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:22 Right Oh God When in doubt cut up a pig That was the town motto - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:07 When in doubt cut up a pig That was the town motto Hard to believe it was last Christmas - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:15 Hard to believe it was last Christmas There all done - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:09 There all done Why are you humoring him Stop it - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00:04 Why are you humoring him Stop it

Cast

Harry Lockhart - Robert Downey Jr.
Gay Perry - Val Kilmer
Harmony Faith Lane - Michelle Monaghan
Harlan Dexter - Corbin Bernsen
Mr. Frying Pan - Dash Mihok
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