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"Kiss Me, Stupid" quotes

Kiss Me, Stupid poster
Jealous piano teacher Orville Spooner sends his beautiful wife, Zelda, away for the night while he tries to sell a song to famous nightclub singer Dino, who is stranded in town.

Director: Billy Wilder
Writer: Billy Wilder, I.A.L. Diamond, Anna Bonacci
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1964
MetaScore: 63/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 22 Dec 1964
Awards: N/A

76 video clips

DinoOrville J. SpoonerPolly The PistolZelda SpoonerMack GrayNevada State TrooperBarneyBig BerthaBartenderRosalie SchultzParrotJohnnie Mulligan
We won't bother you - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:25 We won't bother you You realize if it weren't for venetian blinds - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:06 You realize if it weren't for venetian blinds Did you hear a story about the girl and the lobster - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:35 Did you hear a story about the girl and the lobster What's that - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:11 What's that Oh yeah There was the one about this doctor you see - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:10 Oh yeah There was the one about this doctor you see I need another Italian song - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:06 I need another Italian song Bobby Darin or Elvis - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:27 Bobby Darin or Elvis It's a nice place you got here - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:14 It's a nice place you got here Now look lady - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:07 Now look lady That's a hell of a thing to say to a married woman - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:07 That's a hell of a thing to say to a married woman They were rolling in the aisles - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:07 They were rolling in the aisles Are you sure you want to be alone with this guy - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:08 Are you sure you want to be alone with this guy It isn't just Sylvia and Mitzi - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:37 It isn't just Sylvia and Mitzi Let's not monkey around with Beethoven - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:08 Let's not monkey around with Beethoven Listen to this I think I got it L - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:08 Listen to this I think I got it L What's the matter - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:18 What's the matter Do you know what I'd like right now - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:11 Do you know what I'd like right now Is that the only action in this town - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:25 Is that the only action in this town Liberace pulled in here with a flat tire - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:15 Liberace pulled in here with a flat tire I have to go in every three months - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:06 I have to go in every three months Since we're both in the same racket - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:09 Since we're both in the same racket She forgot to order buttermilk - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:10 She forgot to order buttermilk About your problem - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:18 About your problem You must be imagining it - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:10 You must be imagining it I'm making myself a black chiffon negligee - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:36 I'm making myself a black chiffon negligee It's today - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:08 It's today Hurry up playboy - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:04 Hurry up playboy Once Zelda's out of the way - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:18 Once Zelda's out of the way It's my anniversary - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:09 It's my anniversary This guy is only interested in action - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:18 This guy is only interested in action That's what he likes - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:37 That's what he likes So it's a great idea - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:37 So it's a great idea I got the distinct impression - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:12 I got the distinct impression And I got dressed again because I was feeling chilly - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:20 And I got dressed again because I was feeling chilly He's going to get all the action he wants - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:13 He's going to get all the action he wants I think I'll catch a little shut eye myself - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:12 I think I'll catch a little shut eye myself You're not going to weasel out of it - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:34 You're not going to weasel out of it So you chased her up the bell tower - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:27 So you chased her up the bell tower Are you kidding - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:13 Are you kidding Well the last time I took a job like this was July 4th - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:19 Well the last time I took a job like this was July 4th I happen to be their biggest customer - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:34 I happen to be their biggest customer Now if you'll just put on one of my wife's dresses - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:16 Now if you'll just put on one of my wife's dresses It's not for me - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:36 It's not for me Don't mind me if I'm a little nervous - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:18 Don't mind me if I'm a little nervous But you're getting warm - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:14 But you're getting warm Where am I - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:04 Where am I How'd you happen to get stranded here - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:05 How'd you happen to get stranded here Domestic domestic - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:26 Domestic domestic What would you like - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:11 What would you like You should have a ring - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:13 You should have a ring I know that voice from someplace - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:15 I know that voice from someplace You didn't have to go to all this trouble - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:12 You didn't have to go to all this trouble What is this Candid Camera - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:05 What is this Candid Camera I suppose I've put on a few pounds - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:09 I suppose I've put on a few pounds How come he calls you Lamb Chop - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:12 How come he calls you Lamb Chop It's got ice in it - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:14 It's got ice in it Have you any idea - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:27 Have you any idea Something tells me we're gonna have a ball - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:08 Something tells me we're gonna have a ball Now she's gonna drink out of his shoe - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:17 Now she's gonna drink out of his shoe Bang bang - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:03 Bang bang What would you like to hear now - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:15 What would you like to hear now Not a bad looking dame - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:12 Not a bad looking dame He's got a hell of a nerve - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:33 He's got a hell of a nerve Big Hollywood hotshot - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:11 Big Hollywood hotshot You heard me - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:09 You heard me Fastest draw in the West - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:18 Fastest draw in the West If I'm all agitato - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:12 If I'm all agitato A woman without a man is like a trailer without a car - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:12 A woman without a man is like a trailer without a car The ring and the song and the car and Dino - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:13 The ring and the song and the car and Dino That if you've got what it takes - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:07 That if you've got what it takes You can always get someone to take my place - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:05 You can always get someone to take my place You don't understand - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:10 You don't understand Hey pal Those gorgeous cocktail waitresses - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:16 Hey pal Those gorgeous cocktail waitresses I don't understand it - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:20 I don't understand it Well not so fast - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:15 Well not so fast So where were you today - Kiss Me, Stupid 00:03 So where were you today

Cast

Dino - Dean Martin
Polly the Pistol - Kim Novak
Orville - Ray Walston
Zelda - Felicia Farr
Barney - Cliff Osmond
All Cast