Did you hear a story about the girl and the lobster? No, how's it go? Well, this girl was...
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Dino:
Did you hear a story about the girl and the lobster?
Orville J. Spooner:
No, how's it go?
Dino:
Well, this girl was sittin' in a movie house and this guy sat down next to her, and they were sittin' in the dark, and they were watchin' the picture, see? And suddenly she felt somethin' crawling up her leg and
[pinches Polly]
Dino:
pinched her!
Polly the Pistol:
[jumping]
Ouch!
Orville J. Spooner:
Go on!
Dino:
Then she felt something crawling again and
[pinches Polly]
Dino:
pinched her again! She said, "What is the idea, you pinching me?" And he said, "Well, it wasn't me...
[laughing]
Dino:
it was my lobster!"
Orville J. Spooner:
[laughing]
His lobster?
Dino:
He explained it. He said, "A friend of mine gave me a live lobster and I said, 'Gee, that's wonderful, I think I'll take it home for dinner!' He said, 'No, it already had dinner...
[laughing]
Dino:
why don't you take it to a movie?'"
Transcript
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Did you hear the story about the girl and the lobster
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No How does it go
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Well this girl was sitting in a movie house
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and this guy sat down next to her
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and they were sitting in the dark
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and they were watching the picture see
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and suddenly she felt something
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crawling up her leg and pinched her
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Ah
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Go on
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Then she felt something crawling again
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and pinched her again
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She said What is the idea of you pinching me
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And he said Well it wasn't me
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It was my lobster
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His lobster
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He explained it He said
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 349
Timestamp in movie: 01h 14m 07s
Uploaded: 01 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Jealous piano teacher Orville Spooner sends his beautiful wife, Zelda, away for the night while he tries to sell a song to famous nightclub singer Dino, who is stranded in town.
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00:34 You're not going to weasel out of it
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