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Orville J. Spooner:
I happen to be their biggest customer. Zelda Spooner:
You? Orville J. Spooner:
All those nights when you thought I was at choir practice or bowling or watching color television outside Pringle's, I was *really* at the Belly Button. Zelda Spooner:
Doing what? Orville J. Spooner:
Using that cigarette machine, drinking Mary Bloodies, and a lot of other things; but, I'd rather not talk about it, because you'll just get sore and walk out on me. Zelda Spooner:
What other things? Orville J. Spooner:
You may think I'm sort of a square, but ask any of those cocktail waitresses there: I - am a swinger. Zelda Spooner:
Sure you are! I wouldn't have it any other way
I happen to be their biggest customer. Zelda Spooner:
You? Orville J. Spooner:
All those nights when you thought I was at choir practice or bowling or watching color television outside Pringle's, I was *really* at the Belly Button. Zelda Spooner:
Doing what? Orville J. Spooner:
Using that cigarette machine, drinking Mary Bloodies, and a lot of other things; but, I'd rather not talk about it, because you'll just get sore and walk out on me. Zelda Spooner:
What other things? Orville J. Spooner:
You may think I'm sort of a square, but ask any of those cocktail waitresses there: I - am a swinger. Zelda Spooner:
Sure you are! I wouldn't have it any other way
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I happen to be their biggest customer
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You
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All those nights when you thought
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I was at choir practice or bowling
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or watching color television outside Pringle's
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I was really at the Belly Button
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Doing what
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Using that cigarette machine drinking Mary Bloodies
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and a lot of other things but I'd rather not talk about it
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because you'll just get sore and walk out on me
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What other things
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You may think I'm sort of a square
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but ask any of those cocktail waitresses there
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I am a swinger
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Sure you are
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I wouldn't have it any other way
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Movie Summary
Jealous piano teacher Orville Spooner sends his beautiful wife, Zelda, away for the night while he tries to sell a song to famous nightclub singer Dino, who is stranded in town.
