Look what I got - all the Italian food they had at the market. Macaroni, parmigiana,...
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Barney: Look what I got - all the Italian food they had at the market. Macaroni, parmigiana, frozen pizza, chianti.
Orville J. Spooner: Forget it!
Barney: That's what he likes. You're gonna give him an Italian dinner, play him our Italian song.
Orville J. Spooner: Oh, no. He's gonna get into his Italian car and beat it!
Barney: Well, what do you mean?
Orville J. Spooner: I don't want him in the house. We got to get rid of him!
Barney: After all the trouble we went to?
Orville J. Spooner: You heard me.
Barney: Why?
Orville J. Spooner: Because he's a sex maniac.
Barney: So what? That's his problem.
Orville J. Spooner: But it's my wife! He's already after her. And what's worse, she's crazy about him, too.
Barney: Oh. What's wrong with that? He likes her. She likes him. So while you're plugging the songs, she's sort of putting him in the mood.
Orville J. Spooner: Why, you miserable - are you suggesting that I use my wife?
Orville J. Spooner: Forget it!
Barney: That's what he likes. You're gonna give him an Italian dinner, play him our Italian song.
Orville J. Spooner: Oh, no. He's gonna get into his Italian car and beat it!
Barney: Well, what do you mean?
Orville J. Spooner: I don't want him in the house. We got to get rid of him!
Barney: After all the trouble we went to?
Orville J. Spooner: You heard me.
Barney: Why?
Orville J. Spooner: Because he's a sex maniac.
Barney: So what? That's his problem.
Orville J. Spooner: But it's my wife! He's already after her. And what's worse, she's crazy about him, too.
Barney: Oh. What's wrong with that? He likes her. She likes him. So while you're plugging the songs, she's sort of putting him in the mood.
Orville J. Spooner: Why, you miserable - are you suggesting that I use my wife?
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Look what I got
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all the Italian food they had at the market
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Macaroni parmigiana frozen pizza chianti
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Forget it
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That's what he likes
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You'll gonna give him an Italian dinner
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play him our Italian song
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Oh no He's gonna get into his Italian car and beat it
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What do you mean
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I don't want him in the house We got to get rid of him
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After all the trouble we went to
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You heard me Why
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Because he's a sex maniac
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So what That's his problem
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But it's my wife He's already after her
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And what's worse she's crazy about him too
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Oh What's wrong with that He likes her She likes him
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So while you're plugging the songs
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she's sort of putting him in the mood
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Why you miserable
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are you suggesting that I use my wife
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Movie Summary
Jealous piano teacher Orville Spooner sends his beautiful wife, Zelda, away for the night while he tries to sell a song to famous nightclub singer Dino, who is stranded in town.
