Right in the kisser
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Orville J. Spooner:
All right, all right. So it's a great idea. But just tell me one thing if you're so clever, how do I get rid of my wife? Barney:
That's the easiest part. Hit her. Orville J. Spooner:
Hit her? Barney:
Or start an argument or get her sore at you. Shove a grapefruit in her face. There's lots of ways. Orville J. Spooner:
You want me to louse up my marriage? Barney:
It's just for one night. So she cries a little. She goes home to her mother. And tomorrow morning you can explain the whole thing to her. You buy her a nice present. By that time, you can afford it, because we'll have sold all those songs. Orville J. Spooner:
You mean for no reason at all - a grapefruit? Barney:
Right in the kisser
All right, all right. So it's a great idea. But just tell me one thing if you're so clever, how do I get rid of my wife? Barney:
That's the easiest part. Hit her. Orville J. Spooner:
Hit her? Barney:
Or start an argument or get her sore at you. Shove a grapefruit in her face. There's lots of ways. Orville J. Spooner:
You want me to louse up my marriage? Barney:
It's just for one night. So she cries a little. She goes home to her mother. And tomorrow morning you can explain the whole thing to her. You buy her a nice present. By that time, you can afford it, because we'll have sold all those songs. Orville J. Spooner:
You mean for no reason at all - a grapefruit? Barney:
Right in the kisser
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All right all right
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So it's a great idea
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But just tell me one thing if you're so clever
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how do I get rid of my wife
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That's the easiest part Hit her
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Hit her
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Or start an argument or get her sore at you
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Shove a grapefruit in her face There's lots of ways
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You want me to louse up my marriage
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It's just for one night
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So she cries a little She goes home to her mother
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And tomorrow morning you can explain
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the whole thing to her
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You buy her a nice present
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By that time you can afford it
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because we'll have sold all those songs
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You mean for no reason at all a grapefruit
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Right in the kisser
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Movie Summary
Jealous piano teacher Orville Spooner sends his beautiful wife, Zelda, away for the night while he tries to sell a song to famous nightclub singer Dino, who is stranded in town.
Actors
Barney
Big Bertha
