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"Kissin' Cousins" quotes

Kissin' Cousins poster
An Army officer returns to the Smoky Mountains and tries to convince his kinfolk to allow the Army to build a missile site on their land. Once he gets there, he discovers he has a look-alike cousin.

Director: Gene Nelson
Writer: Gerald Drayson Adams, Gene Nelson
Production: N/A
Year: 1964
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.2
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 06 Mar 1964
Awards: 1 nomination
Yeah we're all cousins - Kissin' Cousins 00:14 Yeah we're all cousins Well I've got a gal She's as cute as she can be - Kissin' Cousins 00:29 Well I've got a gal She's as cute as she can be Let's have a little music Let's have a little party - Kissin' Cousins 00:10 Let's have a little music Let's have a little... You come on with me and have some of my Mountain Maiden's Breath - Kissin' Cousins 00:13 You come on with me and have some of my Mountain... Welcome to the Tatum family Josh Thank you Pappy - Kissin' Cousins 00:13 Welcome to the Tatum family Josh Thank you Pappy The chickens won't lay - Kissin' Cousins 00:37 The chickens won't lay Well maybe you're right you poor moonstruck ape - Kissin' Cousins 00:15 Well maybe you're right you poor moonstruck ape What's the meaning of this outrage - Kissin' Cousins 00:13 What's the meaning of this outrage Now get before we rip them bikinis right off of you - Kissin' Cousins 00:09 Now get before we rip them bikinis right off of you Beelzebub and black beetles what's going on here - Kissin' Cousins 00:13 Beelzebub and black beetles what's going on here Oh no you don't - Kissin' Cousins 00:33 Oh no you don't Boy for an assignment like that I gotta get my snapper fixed - Kissin' Cousins 00:14 Boy for an assignment like that I gotta get my snapper fixed Now it's my turn - Kissin' Cousins 00:58 Now it's my turn Well we'll talk to Pappy for you Cousin Josh - Kissin' Cousins 00:09 Well we'll talk to Pappy for you Cousin Josh If we try to sweet talk Pappy he'll know and he'll whup us good - Kissin' Cousins 00:09 If we try to sweet talk Pappy he'll know and he'll... One boy - Kissin' Cousins 00:22 One boy You want me to be like one of them city fellas - Kissin' Cousins 00:12 You want me to be like one of them city fellas One thousand dollars That's a powerful hunk of money - Kissin' Cousins 00:27 One thousand dollars That's a powerful hunk of money Know something Cousin Josh - Kissin' Cousins 00:15 Know something Cousin Josh Any whupping to be done here I'm gonna do it you're gonna get it - Kissin' Cousins 00:12 Any whupping to be done here I'm gonna do it... I don't think anybody else up here is - Kissin' Cousins 00:11 I don't think anybody else up here is That the Strategic Air Command picked up the whole tab for this shopping tour - Kissin' Cousins 00:36 That the Strategic Air Command picked up the whole tab for... We got a surprise for you - Kissin' Cousins 00:11 We got a surprise for you There are lots of girls in the mountains - Kissin' Cousins 00:22 There are lots of girls in the mountains What you doing up here Cousin Josh - Kissin' Cousins 00:30 What you doing up here Cousin Josh What are you doing with my face - Kissin' Cousins 00:08 What are you doing with my face And just look at you - Kissin' Cousins 00:17 And just look at you Sure got the sassy face of a Tatum Where'd you get that - Kissin' Cousins 00:07 Sure got the sassy face of a Tatum Where'd you get that Mr Tatum don't you get the newspapers up here - Kissin' Cousins 00:12 Mr Tatum don't you get the newspapers up here Let me give you some advice Josh - Kissin' Cousins 00:22 Let me give you some advice Josh We'll do some raising some ruckus We'll have rooting tooting and boozing - Kissin' Cousins 00:09 We'll do some raising some ruckus We'll have... Well if that don't take the rag off in the bush - Kissin' Cousins 00:13 Well if that don't take the rag off in the bush Jodie Hey look what we got - Kissin' Cousins 00:22 Jodie Hey look what we got Baby you are Cleopatra Helen of Troy - Kissin' Cousins 00:26 Baby you are Cleopatra Helen of Troy They won't be used at all unless somebody starts a war against us see - Kissin' Cousins 00:30 They won't be used at all unless somebody starts a war... Well it's part of our National Defense System - Kissin' Cousins 00:19 Well it's part of our National Defense System Well you see Pappy the government Whose government - Kissin' Cousins 00:29 Well you see Pappy the government Whose government If I'd known you gals were so downright good looking I'd have been here long ago - Kissin' Cousins 00:29 If I'd known you gals were so downright good looking... You look like you was drug through a mole hole backwards - Kissin' Cousins 00:07 You look like you was drug through a mole hole backwards How I long for the days when all I had was a war to worry about - Kissin' Cousins 00:10 How I long for the days when all I had was a war to worry... Madam words fail me - Kissin' Cousins 01:14 Madam words fail me

Cast

Josh Morgan - Elvis Presley
Pappy Tatum - Arthur O'Connell
Ma Tatum - Glenda Farrell
Captain Robert Salbo - Jack Albertson
Selena Tatum - Pamela Austin