Knocked Up quotes

When Alison Scott is promoted in E! Television, she goes to a night-club to celebrate with her older married sister Debbie. Alison meets the pothead reckless Ben Stone and while having a small talk with Ben, Debbie's husband Pete calls her to tell that their daughter has chicken pox. Debbie leaves the place but Allison stays with Ben, drinking and dancing along all night; completely wasted, they end up having a one night stand. Ben does not use a condom and eight weeks later, Allison discovers that she is pregnant. She calls Ben and they decide to try to stay together and have the baby. However, Ben needs to grow up first to raise a family of his own.
Director: Judd Apatow
Writer: Judd Apatow
Production: Apatow Productions
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 85/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $148,768,917
Released: 01 Jun 2007
Awards: 8 wins & 26 nominations.
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Cast
Ben Stone - Seth Rogen
Alison Scott - Katherine Heigl
Pete - Paul Rudd
Debbie - Leslie Mann
Jason - Jason Segel
Jay - Jay Baruchel
Jonah - Jonah Hill
Martin - Martin Starr
Jodi - Charlyne Yi
Charlotte - Iris Apatow
Sadie - Maude Apatow
Alison's Mom - Joanna Kerns
Ben's Dad - Harold Ramis
Jack - Alan Tudyk
Jill - Kristen Wiig
Brent - Bill Hader
Dr. Kuni - Ken Jeong
Club Doorman - Craig Robinson
Dr. Pellagrino - Tim Bagley
Dr. Howard - Loudon Wainwright III
Dr. Howard's Nurse - Stephanie Mnookin
Samuel - Male nurse - Adam Scott
Dr. Angelo - J.P. Manoux
Female Doctor - Mo Collins
Young Doctor - B.J. Novak
Wardrobe Lady - Tami Sagher
Alison's Friend - Brianna Brown
Alison's Friend - Catherine Reitman
Alison's Friend - Nick Thune
Fantasy Baseball Guy - Paul Feig
Fantasy Baseball Guy - Ben Meyerson
Fantasy Baseball Guy - Wayne Federman
Dr. Pellagrino's Nurse - Melinda Bennett
Club Bartender - Matt McKane
Ben's Boss - Steven Brill
Maria - Ana Mercedes
Maternity Nurse at Desk - Nadine Griffith
Delivery Nurse - Diane Schaller
Jonah's Girlfriend - Emersen Riley
Lap Dancer - Stormy Daniels
Lap Dancer - Nautica Thorn
Real Estate Agent - Mary Brill
Daughter in Waiting Room - Lolita Mastrolia
Father in Waiting Room - Joseph T. Mastrolia
Lamaze Instructor - Tracy Hartley
Record Store Customer - Jeffrey L. Wilson
Playground child - Vanessa Howard
Self - Jessica Alba
Party Kid - Remy Beland
Self - Steve Carell
Self - Andy Dick
Sol - James Franco
Waiting Room Twin Baby - Aidan Gonzales
Waiting Room Twin Baby - Andrew Gonzales
Waiting Room Mom - Kathy Gonzales
Mystere Audience Member - Lindsay Hamilton
Mrs. Baker - Samantha Kelly
Nigel Baker - Brent Kinsman
Kyle Baker - Shane Kinsman
Strip Club Patron - Raul Limon
Hostess - Natalie Lipka
Club dancer - Joseph Luckay
Theater Goer - Shawn McDaniel
Girl at the Bar - Julia Melim
Self - Eva Mendes
Theatergoer - Roy C. Peterson
Ryan Seacrest - Ryan Seacrest
Self - Dax Shepard
Bar Patron - Rose Day Stuart
Clinic Patron - Jerome Villaluz
Waitress - Michelle Woods